Does her chicken gravy matter?

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If I were a man, I'd break up with a girl who didn't make good chicken gravy. I have thought long and hard about it, and I'd respect myself enough to know I deserve better. But for real though, all jokes aside this is pertaining to someone's relationship where the woman made runny gravy for Thanksgiving along with a lot of stuff going wrong. I overheard it and thought, God, I'd dump her and find someone with better gravy.

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pigoat | 296 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

1 mo

I agree with the man cook

Learn to cook yourself and let the poor woman be

The problem could beif she insists on cooking and takes offense if you tell her i got the big dinners

Now the arguments are non stop and the smart thing to do is break up

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Anonymous

1 mo

No, Not enough to kill her or maim her. I would only hit her in her face twice and then divorce her. Why are you so violent?

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- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  I would run away, leaving her and the kids behind to go find better gravy, a man cannot live like that.
- Opinion Owner
  
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  LOL, Can I ask you a very personal question?
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Sure.
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- Opinion Owner
  
  1 mo
  Are you pro giblets or anti giblets?
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Progiblet, actually these are eating by themselves in my country. You can find them in the supermarket or at corner shop.
- Opinion Owner
  
  1 mo
  interesting. I dont care for them myself but many in my family do.
- Newhead
  
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  I especially like the taste of chicken liver, they are tiny but tastier and more tender than cow's liver and whatever the other type of liver is.
- Opinion Owner
  
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  I remember eating that when I was younger.
- Newhead
  
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  Yes, liver is actually good for you but too much can be harmful I hear. Only twice a week should you have it.

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foxrider77
Explorer

1 mo

Well if they had a nice performance in the bedroom I’d let the gravy slide. Maybe next time her boyfriend can make the gravy while her and I just work on our workout routine.

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- Newhead
  
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  Then after sex she will feed you watery, no flavor having gravy, only then will you rethink your life decisions.
- foxrider77
  
  1 mo
  Maybe her girlfriend makes better gravy, maybe have her over to try her “gravy”.
Guffrus | 105 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

1 mo

Well its certainly a more important variable than how big her boobs are and loads of women seem concerned about that.

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worldscolide | 277 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

1 mo

Considering I have never met a woman who could cook as good as me.. Been cooking since I was 8 and was taught by my grandfather. No its not something I would break up over.

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- Newhead
  
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  I am a very good cook by the way, but you should find someone who can cook. Women who can't cook are not on God's favorite list.
- worldscolide
  
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  I'm happy where I am. My wife actually makes an effort to learn.
Wiredone
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1 mo

I thought chicken gravy is supposed to be thickened but still runny

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- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Sounds like it wasn't thick enough, When I say runny I think they meant in a bad way, like watery.
- Wiredone
  
  1 mo
  Ah ok. Then I guess she's a keeper then
joeldalton | 315 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Yoda

1 mo

How would you handle a man who can make you a chicken gravy that will make you slap your mama?

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- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  No man's gravy can be that good but they can try.
- joeldalton
  
  1 mo
  I could make you a gravy that would be a religious experience.
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  I'd marry a good gravy maker, those non gravy makers are damned to hell.
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- joeldalton
  
  1 mo
  I'd make you chicken gravy at night, then sausage gravy for breakfast.
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Where have you been all my life?
- joeldalton
  
  1 mo
  practicing my gravy skills, lol.
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Alexa, play "all the man that I need" by Whitney Houston.
TeeBar
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1 mo

There are worse reasons to dump someone: I'll post them if I ever find one.

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Luckycharms12
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1 mo

Guy can make the gravy himself if he doesn't like it simple

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- Newhead
  
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  Yeah, he was mad and started wondering if he should go back to his ex girlfriend.
- Luckycharms12
  
  1 mo
  I'd say off you go
CriticalDiscourse
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1 mo

I wouldn't, because we can all learn.

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chriscdi | 455 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

1 mo

youd break up with someone for gravy?

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- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  If it's really bad, I probably would.
- chriscdi
  
  1 mo
  you green 😂
COMMODOREII | 1.3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

1 mo

Why don't you teach her to cook better. Lol

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nevergiveup85
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1 mo

that and arm pit hair will drive a man off.

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- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Yea, why don't some women shave the armpit?
- nevergiveup85
  
  1 mo
  I believe they you know got lazy or they are from a different culture
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Yea, but I guess they date those who don't mind. Hairy armpit girls need to leave the stone age.
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- nevergiveup85
  
  1 mo
  baby if they will eat your ass they won't care if you have a little fluff under ya pits.
- Newhead
  
  1 mo
  Maybe.
- nevergiveup85
  
  1 mo
  yeah true as he's eating ya ass he dry reach when ya put ya hands on ya head
disgustingweebtrash | 531 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

1 mo

I love gravy

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AhmetMiraç
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1 mo

marry a cook i think

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