Does her chicken gravy matter?

If I were a man, I'd break up with a girl who didn't make good chicken gravy. I have thought long and hard about it, and I'd respect myself enough to know I deserve better. But for real though, all jokes aside this is pertaining to someone's relationship where the woman made runny gravy for Thanksgiving along with a lot of stuff going wrong. I overheard it and thought, God, I'd dump her and find someone with better gravy.
Does her chicken gravy matter?
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