@CrotchRot Cheers to superfoods & as for eating crickets the only way I think I would eat them if they were chocolate covered. One day I may have to try them out.
If they throw you a free cookie I guarantee you would eat it.
Thanks for the MHO.
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So the tarantula burger is a hell no as well?
Omg yes that's a hell no.. never going out to eat with you😱🤮LOL
You know you want it! Pizza night.
They should call it the bug out special.
I wish it was a freebie however I’m sure the pizza place will make you pay. On the other hand the county should be paying you because doesn’t that fall under pest control?
You sure are but you’re not getting paid money. Your body will be rich with protein.
Then I'll pass
You should know I used dandruff on my pizzas then Parmesan cheese 🤢
Talk to me, how much presidential paper are we talking here?
@Static_In_The_AtticI knew that question would be next.A few Benjamins would probably do the job.As long as the cicadas were baked into the pizza.The price would probably quintuple to do them live.
Money talks as they say & if those jokers were alive I wouldn’t touch that pizza with a ten foot pole.
@Static_In_The_AtticI'd do the tarantula burger that you mentioned below for a handle of top-shelf bourbon.With bleu cheese, please. And bacon.
@Static_In_The_AtticAh, come on. We'll do it together, on 3. Here, I'll give you an eleven foot pole.1,...2,... ... ... ... umm, OK, 3.Don't chew. Just one crunch to kill 'em and get 'em down your craw. 'Attaboy, there you go.Just one slice. An eighth of a pizza. Almost, yeah, you got 'er.Good job, static_in_the_attic, you did it, I mean, uh, we did it, yeah, we did it. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. We did it. Nah, I was with ya all the way.Anybody have a toothpick?And an Alka Seltzer?
https://youtu.be/iENQXIQ8wH0 I love pizza, bring on the cicadas & a tarantula too.
@Static_In_The_AtticAlrighttttttttttt!!! Now that Speedy, the little Alka Seltzer fella is here with us, we got a party going on!!!On a side note - Have you ever eaten a chunk of stick deodorant?I haven't, but I witnessed the results of a couple of guys who did. They were a couple of green-gilled characters for a few days.