How should the volleyball team deal with lazy captain?

Question

The captain has been lazy recently since she started to be interested in being a hair model.
Team has been on losing streak after she started skipping training sessions.
However she doesn't see the problem and gets offended when the whole team is arguing with her.
Unfortunately it looks like Captain's hair need to be ruined along with her "career" to help her find her way back to the team.

Training camp - bowls of sticky, gooey oatmeal poured on her head

Beach - weaving her hair all over with cotton candy

Cinema - popcorn and nachos extremely ruffled in her hair

Confectionery - cakes kneaded into pulp in her hair

Daycare - hair possibly turned into dish rag

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Answer 1

slatyb | 1.7K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

All those are criminal acts and could result n serious consequences. If I were the coach I would cancel the season and start over next year with a new team. Ask the coach about it.

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Answer 2

codyccc | 544 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Thats not sneaky enough you wait until your on the road then cover the toilet seat in plastic wrap and offer he a chocolate out of a box were you replaced all the chocolate with chocolate laxatives and then wait

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Answer 3

Quackthulu

Guru

By repeatedly slamming her in the back of the head with the ball?

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Answer 4

G3tAClue

Xper 7

Wow, you really are a teenage girl. Grow the fuck up.

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Answer 5

Iron_Man | 4.6K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

Have the coach vote in a new captain that’s his responsibility

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thegirlfromthething | 963 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

I guess anything can be a fetish.

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Answer 7

Anonymous

Why not just kick her off the team?

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Asker

1 y
Because she's the best player😬
Opinion Owner

1 y
Well it is certainly time to find a new captain. But I don't think this whole revenge stuff will work out as well as you hope.
Asker

1 y
We don't want to take revenge on her, just get her back. Though lately she has been boasting about her blonde hair too much

Answer 8

Asker

Because she's the best player😬

Answer 9

Opinion Owner

Well it is certainly time to find a new captain. But I don't think this whole revenge stuff will work out as well as you hope.

Answer 10

Asker

We don't want to take revenge on her, just get her back. Though lately she has been boasting about her blonde hair too much

How should the volleyball team deal with lazy captain?

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