How should the volleyball team deal with lazy captain?

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How should the volleyball team deal with lazy captain?
The captain has been lazy recently since she started to be interested in being a hair model.
Team has been on losing streak after she started skipping training sessions.
However she doesn't see the problem and gets offended when the whole team is arguing with her.
Unfortunately it looks like Captain's hair need to be ruined along with her "career" to help her find her way back to the team.
Training camp - bowls of sticky, gooey oatmeal poured on her head
Vote A
Beach - weaving her hair all over with cotton candy
Vote B
Cinema - popcorn and nachos extremely ruffled in her hair
Vote C
Confectionery - cakes kneaded into pulp in her hair
Vote D
Daycare - hair possibly turned into dish rag
Vote E
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