Guys, Do you wipe after you pee?

[zeitgeist057]

"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops ends up in your pants."

I do not wipe (and have never heard of or seen a guy doing that), but I do have a technique for getting the last bit of urine out of the urethra.

I used to do what I think most guys do, which is squeeze my urinary sphincter muscle to cut off the flow. Plus a little shaking. But that leaves pee "in the line", and it drips a couple drops.

I discovered a new method where I keep the muscle relaxed, and when I am totally done peeing, I use my fingers to push up from the scrotum and clear the urethra. This usually gets a decent amount out if done right, and no issues with any drops because it creates a void.

[Quidthonian]

No. I am usually lazy and pee either into the sink when at home or at a urinal at work. There is no easy access to tissue. However, if I am wearing my foreskin forward, I do retract it out of the way. I then shake any access droplets away.

[spartan55]

Nope, couple violent shakes, a strangle job, and I'm good.

[TheUniqueOne96]

Yes, I don't want pee stains on my underwear and potentially my outer clothes, gross.

[ColHathi]

Yeah, but it's hard to avoid a few drops slipping out after tucking it away anyway.

[Anonymous]

We give a very slight pull near the head to push any remaining out or shake once or twice. If you shake it more than three times as the joke goes, you are playing with yourself.

[nawtee_me]

Nope, drip dry... lol Actually I shake it off and put it away...

[_Troian_]

No, I just shake my penis for couple of times and let all those drips spread around.

[Valnac]

I reach down and shake it and put it back in my pants.

[KyleAbe]

No i don't. Shake and put it back and that's me done.

[NoNYguy]

a lot of guys don't really. May be Regional difference. But personally i do wipe !
Your question was intresting though.

[mrgspoter]

All depends just me no, if I'm with a lady I rince and wipe. Just polite

[Anonymous]

I shake and if possible pour a bit of water over the head of my penis.

[DiversityHire]

Nope. Just shake it once, that's fine; hell, twice is even ok. However, three times, and you're playing with yourself. Again.

[Gedaria]

What , with what.
Toilet paper and a wet top of a penis don't mix. It just sticks to it..

[MuffinBoi]

What even is this question?

[RemoErdosain]

I usually use a bit of paper, yes

[OlderAndWiser]

No, usually, we just shake, rattle, and roll!

[LazarusTheRisen]

Only if a poop follows. That's why we shake it

[I-have-a-biscuit]

No, but I pee after I wipe.
What?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, I do wipe after I pee

[winterfox10]

Not usually. Some times I do though.

[OmNomaly]

Waste of toilet paper

[Lottifan]

Sometimes. It all depends where I am when I pee.

[ChattyGuy43]

TBH, no i never do.
Do you wipe after you pee?

[Dweezil]

I just shake it twice

[Pete671]

No I wear pull up diapers 24/7, but used to,,,

[devil_8888]

Why do you wanna know? 😂😂

[gandolph3]

just shake it a few times

[Tea-Spaghetti]

Yes 🙌 so

[Protein_mate]

Sometimes usually it just needs a squeeze

[Anonymous]

Just shake it... that is enough for males.