Does it literally do what it wants to do?
For e. g. cuddling with your girl, a hot/boy girl walks by, smiles at you, flirts with you, etc. and it involuntarily pops up.
Does it control your brain/actions to some extent?
Do you listen and respond to it?
Does it feel better to have someone else play with it?
Would you ever beat anyone with it?
Ever beaten eggs with it?
Just curious really
After reading through your experiences it just makes me want a a penis for a day even more.
I want to make willy windmills in people's faces and beat eggs with it and have someone paint pretty pictures on it. Sigh for having a vag permanently ;)
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I'm not gonna lie my penis would win the asshole of a century award. Sometimes I wanna fuck and it goes nowhere. Other times sex is nowhere near my mind and boom it's up. Sometimes I want this to last forever and boom it's over. Sometimes i really wanna be done and I can't get anywhere. It's gotten so bad these days I can watch p*rn for hours and won't even come close to an erection. But sit in history class and the back of the head of the girl in front of me stops me from being able to stand up for the next five to ten minutes. It sucks. I've literally been with a girl struggling to get it up doesn't even get hard all the way and I cum. No orgasm just ejaculation. It fucking sucks. I envy guys that actually have control over this shit.