Guys what would you think if a girl burps while she’s hugging you on the couch and then says sorry 😂?

So you burp, you excuse yourself, life goes on. No problem.
I had a massage client for about 13 years. Every month, with every massage, after about 20-22 minutes, I would just step back for a minute and she would burp several times. That's just the way her body worked: after getting things moving around inside of her for a certain length of time, her body relaxed, and "pfffft". but I digress - - -
You are what you make of it. That is, if you worry and fret and get tense about this, he will sense this and things will be uncomfortable between you two. If you treat it just as what it is- a natural bodily function and simply excuse yourself- he shouldn't think much of it. FYI- having sex is another normal bodily function - - - - are you uncomfortable about THAT?
How you gonna spend the rest of your life with a guy when you feel the need to even hide accidental burps? I mean maybe don't take it to my level where I tell girls I have a secret and then burp super loud into their ear (yeah, I know I'm an immature asshole, so what). You know, life goes on. Burps and farts and all. There is like a sea of farts and burps in the air. Every day we probably breathe in at least a good number of particles/molecules that belonged to the fart of our ancestors or those around us. Mmmm. Fresh air!
Assuming full and equal dispersion of atoms around the world, with each and every breath you take, scientists and mathematicians have figured that you are taking in 100 to 20,000 atoms or more of oxygen that any other individual person ever breathed. (They can't even agree on THAT!)
@Massageman I had a physics teacher who often enjoyed trying to gross out the students talking about these things -- with both oxygen atoms and water molecules. I forgot the exact ratios he cited except that he loved to try to prank and gross-out his students. :-D
Grossing out students- That reminds me of Season 10 , Episode 19 of Fraiser, "Some Assembly Required". Niles explains the government limits of allowable "foreign matter " (aka "gross stuff") - rodent hairs, fly parts, etc- in food to a class of kids. EEEWWW.
I once coughed so hard, and uncontrollably, that I burped after in front of my friend and her boyfriend. That was sort of embarrassing but at least I didn't die :)
Im sure guys won't have a prob with it, but burping is a pet peeve of mine. Makes me gag especially if someone does it while im eating
We werenโt eating lol just kind of cuddling sitting up and it came out of nowhere ๐
He prob laughed it off. Just dont do it too often. I practice silent burps ๐คทโโ๏ธ
This was the first time that this has happend to me. Earlier i was trying not to burp too and then it randomly came out later๐ it was like a mouth closed burp like from my throat still not very lady like though lol
If you are worried about this I am curious what would happen if you fart before him๐ no offense pls๐
@Aakash_Hangargi i didn't say im worried about it. I just think its disgusting when people burp while im eating. My family often do it while im eating. Grosses me out. And my ex was even nervous to fart around me. Heโd stand on the other side of the room to do so lol and although it was silent, the smell carried over across the room and it was so hard to hold in my laugh. He thought i didn't notice
My response was for Ms. Swetnessxoxo like what will go through her cute mind if that happened i imagine it like planet stops revolving wind stops blowing and birds stop flying and paused๐ฑ๐
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I might hold back the urge to propose to her on the spot.
I love nothing more than a girl who's comfortable being with me that she doesn't try to keep a facade.
Funny.
If she was easy going and busted out laughing at herself I would laugh with her.
The more uptight you act, the more uncomfortable you make it.
I would just reassure her that it wasn't a big deal and try to move on from it. It's a pretty big deal if she's comfortable enough to burp around you. Comfort = feeling safe, the more comfortable she is the happier I am!
If that's the worst she does, we have a good relationship!! LOL!!
Sht happens, and not a big deal!! So many other things I have experienced make that a 'nothing' moment, and not even noticed!
It's very easy to tell if a burp is accidental or the forced variety. I'm assuming yours was the former, in which case I would laugh it off and assure you it's nbd.
omg lol!!! he burped you like a baby!!! i'm sure there's a fetish for that
i farted on a girls head once. she was cool with it but i don't know how? i was stealing her girlfriend that night
I would think she wasn't comfortable with me.
Everybody poops.
Honestly I wouldnโt be bothered. At least she said sorry. 😊
Who cares, it's just a burp, even a fart, it's a human function, I would be proud that you are a legend way too human
I'd think nothing of it. I like knowing my girlfriend is human! 😂🤣
I think at least she didn't crop dust me while we were cuddling.
I wouldn't think anything lol I worked with a girl that the manliest burp ever. I didn't care.
Burping is not big issue even if she farted it wouldn't matter
we all have issues with gas. LMAO
Much like the first fart, it is a great relief (no pun intended) because then I don't have to be so concerned if I have to do it.
Burps happen. If you were going down on him at the time just say excuse me & drive on.
i wouldn't care if she farted... we are biological beings... it happens
I'd think it was funny tbh. wouldn't bother me at all,,,
I think weโre all becoming used to the idea that women are human.
If she excuse herself then it's cool. Burping is gross if done in front of others.
Lol it's a cute/funny thing. Don't be embarrassed by it.
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