Mogtar finds something very endearing about this scenario. It is kind of cute.
But also some downers like, "I've been with this damned woman for 50-fucking years! Half a century, you know! And she can't even remember that I like my toast with not so much butter! 50-fucking years I've been telling her to take it easy on the goddamn butter. Can you believe that? 50 years. You kids, how old are you? 7? That's over 7 times older than you are. Imagine living a whole fucking 7 fucking times more than you already lived and your wife always puts more butter on the goddamn fucking toast when you just want to take it easy on the motherfucking butter already. Is she trying to give me a heartattack? WTF? I really think she's trying to kill me through this buttered up fucking toast. Goddamn I love her. But this fucking drippy, buttery fucking toast. Does she know I have heart conditions already?
I can make my own fucking toast! I'm not ungrateful! Fuck all you kids! But I'm saying that when she makes toast, she puts so much butter on the fucking toast. Like WTF am I talking to 7-year olds for anyway. Go fuck yourselves.
I've fallen in love with the special ed girl, haven't I? Just less butter for 50 fucking years. Half a century. Wars have gone by and, good morning, what does my toast look like? It's buttery as motherfucking buttery hell. It's like the buttery is staring me into the abyss. But I love her and all. But I married a retard didn't I? Can't even just put less butter on the goddamn toast. Never gets it right. What's that noise? You guys call that music? Fuck you guys. We had real music back in our day. You guys are all dumb cunts. Shits. If I could get out of my wheelchair I'd beat all your asses and force you into my basement and make you listen to some real music.
Well, that's the sort of impression I get from being together for 50-years.
Lol... Yeah LOL... He does have some things he expresses he dislikes about me but yet he's still totally enamored enough to be by my side! Sooo...We have too much admiration for each other really. I have even tried to leave him many times and break our little friendship off after disagreements but we have a connection. Thanks for sharing :)
Try not to put too much butter on his toast. And give him an elderly kiss when he says it feels like that. Like sort of hobble. Find something to walk. Just move very slowly towards him, like "Uhhh. Working on getting there." Then give him a kiss on the cheek.
Then you make his quote beautiful and endearing, even if he didn't mean it. You fix his hair. Send him off.
Wish that was real life, who doesn't want to grow old with a good friend.
We can really do it with anybody if we could tolerate it for so long.
This is not romantic scenario. This is seeing each other so often each day that you can't imagine your life without her, not because of such lovey things, but you haven't been able to spend a single day for the past 20 years without her face in the picture. But of course you miss her face. Cause it's always there!
Oh, well ok then! I guess i am furniture to him. Makes sense.
What that sort of passive-aggressive response? Did I really prompt that with my words? Well, it at least takes imagining you for 50 years. Mogtar could never imagine living 50 years with furniture.
Im just saying, you're probably right he just said that cause im like furniture he sees regularly. Its not like he actually cares about me. Better to know now than keep wasting my hart.
What bout just snuggle next time after sex and talk about it instead of guessing about it?
This is a guy who is stringing me along anyway because he already is taken. I don't know if that was in the original question or not.
That wasn't quite in there and sucks balls. I like being harsh on him here for any reason.
I dont have sex outside marriage. Its hard to talk about relationship stuff and feelings with a guy who is taken and says he is in love with his girl.
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