Girls, has a guy ever tried a pick up line that went bad really fast?
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Kiss_Me | 123 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
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I have a good one for you: I was with a group of my more geeky friends. We decided to have lunch at a local Appleby's. The waitress was fairly cute so I decided to flirt with her. When she approached the table I said in a very exaggerated tone, "OMG! No YOU again..." Now... the way it had worked in the past is the waitress usually looks surprised and I follow up with, "Well, you definitely have some cute going on, and you seem pretty cool, so I GUESS you can be our waitress." Once they see you are going to be a fun table, it opens the door for some serious flirting. However... This time my so called friends immediately jump to her defense and say, "Dude! Shut up! Stop being such as ass hole." then to her, "We are SO sorry. He is reflecting poorly on all of us." I leaned that day that you MUST surround yourself with friends that are on your same flirting level or they will torpedo the shit out of you.
I know this is an old question, but I had to share this story. Enjoy.
Cherokeehp | 322 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
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A guy once tried to use a pick up line that involved him assuming my zodiac sign. I’m not sure why but he insisted I was a Taurus because I gave off “earth sign vibes” because I had a “grounded stance”. But I’m actually an Aquarius, which is an air sign, but he refused to listen to me, so he just looked stubborn and stupid.
I had a guy tell me that "my booty was why God invested eyeballs and that my booty was why God invented his balls." I wanted to slap him. Lets just say he got blocked immediately
pigoat | 589 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
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I thought shawn wayons was a good line when i was a kid
Shawn Wayons: Hey girl where are they?"
Girl: where's what?
Shawn Wayons: yo wings i know an angel when i see one
I tried that line on a camgirl and she rolled ger eyes at me
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Agape93 | 752 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
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“All you need is a good dick, and imma give you one.” From a local neckbeard, in regards to me rejecting him :/
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TallAnon | 1.6K opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
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The nature of pickup lines is that they are generic. No girl wants to be treated like they are generic, they want to feel special. So, I never use them.
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