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Haha I love that second paragraph my father the past couple of weeks has been making sweet treats at like midnight and I’m just like wtf? Why lol
@kyleelyn199723 I'm actually regretfully thinking that is a thing now. I'm trying to resist it but it's like all these cookies and cracker snacks aren't just trying to make us fat anymore. They're trying to help us get out of bed! We get old enough and it's like I just wanna sleep all day until I'm dead. Then people are trying to wake us up and I'm like, "At least give me a damned cookie with extra sugar on it!" And I think that's what old people are trying to do. They are trying to prevent us from sleeping until we're dead. So they are like, here is cookie, here is snack, have some potato chips. Did you like cookie? Here is potato chips. Here is a different kind of cookie. Have some more cookies. You look slim! Are you dying? Have some cookies!
I remember as a young person like they are trying to fucking kill me! My grandparents are literally trying to kill me! But now I'm on the other side and it's like they are trying to revive us. They are trying to resurrect us from the dead. We see their food as death while they see it as defibrillators.