Boyfriend Christmas gift?

Question

Omg my boyfriend just told me my present arrived

What is it? Omg...

It's a vibrator maybe? Or a dodge demon? Or a second lover who lives with us? Or a box of chocolates? Or... omg...

Merry Christmas

Answer 1

shanshu

Xper 5

Drought it's a vibrator, he wouldn't want any toy to show him up lol unless it was a sculptured on of his own penis so you can use it when he's not around lol

4eyes2mouths

24 d
Lmao how self conscious do you need to be to think a toy will show him up?
shanshu

24 d
Well toys can be bigger than the male average penis
4eyes2mouths

24 d
Yeah but that doesn't mean it's better than an actual penis. Also a vibrator usually is smaller than a dildo
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shanshu

24 d
Not all, guess its a matter of the persons penis in question

Answer 2

4eyes2mouths

Lmao how self conscious do you need to be to think a toy will show him up?

Answer 3

shanshu

Well toys can be bigger than the male average penis

Answer 4

4eyes2mouths

Yeah but that doesn't mean it's better than an actual penis. Also a vibrator usually is smaller than a dildo

Answer 5

shanshu

Not all, guess its a matter of the persons penis in question

Answer 6

chriscdi | 70 opinions shared on Holidays topic.

Master

are you the one that was crying cause you didn't get anything?

Bratsondanielle

25 d
Wym? I whined because my boyfriend is home and I'm with my family... on another post... but he got me a Christmas present apparently... and it's also back home...
chriscdi

25 d
okay then it was another person, i apologize for the misunderstanding 🙃
Bratsondanielle

25 d
No problem. Merry Christmas
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chriscdi

25 d
merry Christmas

Answer 7

Bratsondanielle

Wym? I whined because my boyfriend is home and I'm with my family... on another post... but he got me a Christmas present apparently... and it's also back home...

Answer 8

chriscdi

okay then it was another person, i apologize for the misunderstanding 🙃

Answer 9

Bratsondanielle

No problem. Merry Christmas

Answer 10

chriscdi

merry Christmas

Answer 11

dawsonnata

Xper 4

If it's a Demon, can I take it out for a spin when I visit you? I love that car! 2.9 seconds 0 to 60 it's amazing

Answer 12

007kingifrit

Xper 7

the second lover one sounds best i'd get a girl that =p

Answer 13

GAGSucksBalls1

Xper 5

So what was it

He asked, nonchalantly

Bratsondanielle

18 d
Lol no... Uhm we live in the mountains off grid right, so I been complaining about the back of the house being very cold and the water heater and oven uses the propane... So he literally has a fireplace with air vents going to the rooms and a water heater in it too. He had it delivered and installed in the back mudroom with chimney and everything else leaded while I was 1,600 miles away for Christmas with my family. He also had a oven device built for the living room fire. I'm actually testing it out right now. Hopefully we'll have 6 hot buns in the next 20 minutes or so. Happy new year!!!

Answer 14

Bratsondanielle

Lol no... Uhm we live in the mountains off grid right, so I been complaining about the back of the house being very cold and the water heater and oven uses the propane... So he literally has a fireplace with air vents going to the rooms and a water heater in it too. He had it delivered and installed in the back mudroom with chimney and everything else leaded while I was 1,600 miles away for Christmas with my family. He also had a oven device built for the living room fire. I'm actually testing it out right now. Hopefully we'll have 6 hot buns in the next 20 minutes or so. Happy new year!!!

Answer 15

dempsey84

Xper 4

What The 😂😂
Merry Christmas

Answer 16

Guardian45

Yoda

I'm sure you'll love it

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