I wake up in the morning, moan while urinating and then I let out a loud fart.
My guy farts a lot too and it sounds almost as if a bomb exploded.
The funny thing is, when I reflect back on when we first met I would have ran for
the borders if he did this in the beginning.
Fast forward many years, we've gotten so comfortable with each other.
We were together since I was in my late teens.
I told him the other day, "I knew it was love at first fart when I met you."
Those in marriages and long term relationships are you at the point in where you can do this? and feel perfectly fine around your partner?
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Thats perfectly normal after years of being around someone. I used to turn on the TV loud along with the fan when she was over and I needed to poop. I held in my farts until she left and the pressure was unbearable during those dating days.
Nowadays, I proudly announce my entrance to the bathroom. Stomp on the floor a few times when squeezing out a brown baby boy, and ridicule her - calling her a Padawan - when her poops are smaller than mine.1