Most Helpful Guy
The same amount of times he gets to burn you with an iron?1
Most Helpful Girl
Probably just once0
The same amount of times he gets to burn you with an iron?
Probably just once
Well, doing that at all unprovoked would be abuse. so uh... One time?
Until you break the pan, that way, with the legal system we have, he'll be the one sent to jail for breaking your pan.
How many times did you do it before he complained lmbo
As many times as it takes before he gets up and slumps your ass <- at that point y'all even.. somewhat :)
That depends, how big a frying pan we talking
Not more than 12 times. The 13th time is unlucky and abusive.
-1 ... the thought
It doesn't wrk like it does in cartoons.
Depends, is it Acme brand?
Well I'm so stubborn and hard headed, I think you will need several pans.
it depends on what you are cooking him for breakfast. :)
What? Lol XD
The threat of abuse is abuse as well
The fuck kind of question?
I think the golden number you are looking for is 0. Exactly zero times before it qualifies as abuse... trust me, been there done that.
Instead of this question I'd ask yourself, why does this man make me feel like I want to hit him?
it only takes 15 pounds of pressure per square inch to the head to crush it, so lets not do that.