Would you accept say I do to these marriage vows?

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To make these promises on your wedding day
I promise i will Wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey my spouse do the laundry , feed the cat , mow the loan and stuff like that. give up smoking , drugs never do , pay the bills before they due , never argue never roam , and spend every night at home.

Would you accept say I do to these marriage vows?

Answer 1

JinRavage

Xper 6

Sounds like a slave to me. Nah. I my goal is to have a normal woman that my sexual skills blows her mind so hard that she is willing to do anything for me, then I be all like "nah, lets take care of this together". A good relationship along with brainwashing level of sex with no strings attached.

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Answer 2

Tstrbrainer | 66 opinions shared on Marriage & Weddings topic.

Guru

I'm not a cat person. So don't expect me to feed it😅😅😅😅

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Holisticapproachsara

1 y
What about the other vows? There are many😂
Tstrbrainer

1 y
Let's split the vows into half.
First half for my partner and the second half for me
Tstrbrainer

1 y
I'll take from give up smoking... I never do those stuff and I'm not very keen to it.

Also I would never have to argue if the spouse obeys me 😅. Smart, isn't it?
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Holisticapproachsara

1 y
I know😂very shrewdly done
Tstrbrainer

1 y
Also, there's no promise for faithfulness, so we both are free, in case things don't go well 🤷‍♂️🤣
Holisticapproachsara

1 y
U can be a lawyer 😂u r very meticulous and good at finding weaknesses in statements
Tstrbrainer

1 y
Thanks😅 and law school, I'm considering it.

My folks think I'll be a terrible lawyer 😂
Holisticapproachsara

1 y
I say u choose the right major👍🏼U seem detail-oriented. And if u r shrewd enough ur degree will just be the icing on a cake👍🏼
Tstrbrainer

1 y
Thanks 👍

Answer 3

Holisticapproachsara

What about the other vows? There are many😂

Answer 4

Tstrbrainer

Let's split the vows into half.
First half for my partner and the second half for me

Answer 5

Tstrbrainer

I'll take from give up smoking... I never do those stuff and I'm not very keen to it.

Also I would never have to argue if the spouse obeys me 😅. Smart, isn't it?

Answer 6

Holisticapproachsara

I know😂very shrewdly done

Answer 7

Tstrbrainer

Also, there's no promise for faithfulness, so we both are free, in case things don't go well 🤷‍♂️🤣

Answer 8

Holisticapproachsara

U can be a lawyer 😂u r very meticulous and good at finding weaknesses in statements

Answer 9

Tstrbrainer

Thanks😅 and law school, I'm considering it.

My folks think I'll be a terrible lawyer 😂

Answer 10

Holisticapproachsara

I say u choose the right major👍🏼U seem detail-oriented. And if u r shrewd enough ur degree will just be the icing on a cake👍🏼

Answer 11

Tstrbrainer

Thanks 👍

Answer 12

AlexanderAnttila

Yoda

I like the part about quitting smoking and never doing drugs. But always staying home is a weird one. Not even 19th century Victorian women always stayed indoors.

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Holisticapproachsara

1 y
Come on it’s clearly stated. Its not always staying home, it’s spending nights at home and not sleeping outside😂Men are also included in these vows btw😂
AlexanderAnttila

1 y
Oh my apologies, I must've misread :P

The feed the cat part is essential though.

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Holisticapproachsara

Come on it’s clearly stated. Its not always staying home, it’s spending nights at home and not sleeping outside😂Men are also included in these vows btw😂

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AlexanderAnttila

Oh my apologies, I must've misread :P

The feed the cat part is essential though.

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kkirk4442

Yoda

If these need to be in the marriage vows, then it's best that they not get married.

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