Would you accept say I do to these marriage vows?

Question

To make these promises on your wedding day
I promise i will Wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey my spouse do the laundry , feed the cat , mow the loan and stuff like that. give up smoking , drugs never do , pay the bills before they due , never argue never roam , and spend every night at home.

Would you accept say I do to these marriage vows?

Answer 1

JinRavage

Xper 6

Sounds like a slave to me. Nah. I my goal is to have a normal woman that my sexual skills blows her mind so hard that she is willing to do anything for me, then I be all like "nah, lets take care of this together". A good relationship along with brainwashing level of sex with no strings attached.

Answer 2

Tstrbrainer

Yoda

I'm not a cat person. So don't expect me to feed it😅😅😅😅

Holisticapproachsara

1 mo
What about the other vows? There are many😂
Tstrbrainer

1 mo
Let's split the vows into half.
First half for my partner and the second half for me
Tstrbrainer

1 mo
I'll take from give up smoking... I never do those stuff and I'm not very keen to it.

Also I would never have to argue if the spouse obeys me 😅. Smart, isn't it?
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Holisticapproachsara

1 mo
I know😂very shrewdly done
Tstrbrainer

1 mo
Also, there's no promise for faithfulness, so we both are free, in case things don't go well 🤷‍♂️🤣
Holisticapproachsara

1 mo
U can be a lawyer 😂u r very meticulous and good at finding weaknesses in statements
Tstrbrainer

1 mo
Thanks😅 and law school, I'm considering it.

My folks think I'll be a terrible lawyer 😂
Holisticapproachsara

1 mo
I say u choose the right major👍🏼U seem detail-oriented. And if u r shrewd enough ur degree will just be the icing on a cake👍🏼
Tstrbrainer

1 mo
Thanks 👍

Answer 3

Holisticapproachsara

What about the other vows? There are many😂

Answer 4

Tstrbrainer

Let's split the vows into half.
First half for my partner and the second half for me

Answer 5

Tstrbrainer

I'll take from give up smoking... I never do those stuff and I'm not very keen to it.

Also I would never have to argue if the spouse obeys me 😅. Smart, isn't it?

Answer 6

Holisticapproachsara

I know😂very shrewdly done

Answer 7

Tstrbrainer

Also, there's no promise for faithfulness, so we both are free, in case things don't go well 🤷‍♂️🤣

Answer 8

Holisticapproachsara

U can be a lawyer 😂u r very meticulous and good at finding weaknesses in statements

Answer 9

Tstrbrainer

Thanks😅 and law school, I'm considering it.

My folks think I'll be a terrible lawyer 😂

Answer 10

Holisticapproachsara

I say u choose the right major👍🏼U seem detail-oriented. And if u r shrewd enough ur degree will just be the icing on a cake👍🏼

Answer 11

Tstrbrainer

Thanks 👍

Answer 12

AlexanderAnttila

Xper 7

I like the part about quitting smoking and never doing drugs. But always staying home is a weird one. Not even 19th century Victorian women always stayed indoors.

Holisticapproachsara

1 mo
Come on it’s clearly stated. Its not always staying home, it’s spending nights at home and not sleeping outside😂Men are also included in these vows btw😂
AlexanderAnttila

1 mo
Oh my apologies, I must've misread :P

The feed the cat part is essential though.

Answer 13

Holisticapproachsara

Come on it’s clearly stated. Its not always staying home, it’s spending nights at home and not sleeping outside😂Men are also included in these vows btw😂

Answer 14

AlexanderAnttila

Oh my apologies, I must've misread :P

The feed the cat part is essential though.

Answer 15

kkirk4442

Explorer

If these need to be in the marriage vows, then it's best that they not get married.

Would you accept say I do to these marriage vows?

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