Would You Buy A Toilet Seat That Rated Your Farts Every Time You Let One Rip?

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I Would Buy One Tomorrow!

Hell No, What A Waste Of Money.

That’s Gross.

That’s Awesome.

Other/ Fart Comment Below.

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Answer 1

Sevenpointfive | 263 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

i don't need a toilet to tell me i'm in the red every time

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Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
Cheers to farts!

Answer 2

Static_In_The_Attic

Cheers to farts!

Answer 3

pigoat | 62 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Guru

I know hillbillies who rate my farts i don't need a toilet

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Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
That’s awesome!

Answer 4

Static_In_The_Attic

That’s awesome!

Answer 5

Adam1978

Guru

No, useless feature. Especially since it natural to fart before doing your business there. Most farts are done elsewhere.

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1 Person

Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
True & maybe someone could come up with a fart app linked to the toilet.
Adam1978

1 y
That's your major issue the toilet, Try a buttplug linked to your phone instead. Still a completely useless device but at least it now cover the important cases.

Answer 6

Static_In_The_Attic

True & maybe someone could come up with a fart app linked to the toilet.

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Adam1978

That's your major issue the toilet, Try a buttplug linked to your phone instead. Still a completely useless device but at least it now cover the important cases.

Answer 8

legalboxers | 243 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

do you get a golf clap along with it.. Would You Buy A Toilet Seat That Rated Your Farts Every Time You Let One Rip?

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Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
Sure! What movie is that?
legalboxers

1 y
@Static_In_The_Attic Men at Work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4

Answer 9

Static_In_The_Attic

Sure! What movie is that?

Answer 10

legalboxers

@Static_In_The_Attic Men at Work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4

Answer 11

Brainsbeforebeauty | 53 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

But who always makes it to the toilet to fart 🤔🤣 maybe a toilet that rates your poo... Like baby shit, monster shit, Elephant shit, corn shits, etc...😂😂😂

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1 Person

Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
We should go into business together, this could be fun.
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 y
Let's do it... We could make the toilet seat talk... Like "Holy shit, what did you eat last night"😂😂 Or when sitting on the toilet too long cuz constipated, your toilet could say "you need more fiber in your diet"😂

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Static_In_The_Attic

We should go into business together, this could be fun.

Answer 13

Brainsbeforebeauty

Let's do it... We could make the toilet seat talk... Like "Holy shit, what did you eat last night"😂😂 Or when sitting on the toilet too long cuz constipated, your toilet could say "you need more fiber in your diet"😂

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douride2 | 472 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

No I wouldn't waste my money.

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Aakash_Hangargi

1 y
What if you are gifted it? 😈
douride2

1 y
@Aakash_Hangargi I would put it out for special occasions LOL
Aakash_Hangargi

1 y
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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douride2

1 y
@Aakash_Hangargi I always try to poke @Static_In_The_Attic
Don-__-Don

1 y
But what if it costed the same as a regular toilet (with the scenario that you needed to buy a new toilet)? Would you get it then?
douride2

1 y
@Don-__-Don No a regular one works fine.
Aakash_Hangargi

1 y
Poke you may him @douride 🤣
Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
I thought I felt a pitch fork! Did someone poke me?
Aakash_Hangargi

1 y
Were did you feel the poke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
douride2

1 y
I hope I didn't hurt you badly?
Don-__-Don

1 y
Hurt? I think you done murdered the poor guy.

Answer 15

Aakash_Hangargi

What if you are gifted it? 😈

Answer 16

douride2

@Aakash_Hangargi I would put it out for special occasions LOL

Answer 17

Aakash_Hangargi

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Answer 18

douride2

@Aakash_Hangargi I always try to poke @Static_In_The_Attic

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Don-__-Don

But what if it costed the same as a regular toilet (with the scenario that you needed to buy a new toilet)? Would you get it then?

Answer 20

douride2

@Don-__-Don No a regular one works fine.

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Aakash_Hangargi

Poke you may him @douride 🤣

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Static_In_The_Attic

I thought I felt a pitch fork! Did someone poke me?

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Aakash_Hangargi

Were did you feel the poke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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douride2

I hope I didn't hurt you badly?

Answer 25

Don-__-Don

Hurt? I think you done murdered the poor guy.

Answer 26

Aakash_Hangargi

Guru

What if the meter breaks 🤣🤣🤣

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Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
Sound the air raid siren, sound the alarms.

Answer 27

Static_In_The_Attic

Sound the air raid siren, sound the alarms.

Answer 28

Gedaria

Master

Even better if it came with a smello -meter.

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Static_In_The_Attic

1 y
More like a stinko-meter.
Gedaria

1 y
Yes, I can do them quite easily.
When I go to the loo, I usually take a can of air freshener..