Would You Buy A Toilet Seat That Rated Your Farts Every Time You Let One Rip?

Question

I Would Buy One Tomorrow!

Hell No, What A Waste Of Money.

That’s Gross.

That’s Awesome.

Other/ Fart Comment Below.

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GirlGuy

Answer 1

Sevenpointfive | 199 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Guru

i don't need a toilet to tell me i'm in the red every time

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
Cheers to farts!

Answer 2

Static_In_The_Attic

Cheers to farts!

Answer 3

pigoat | 57 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Guru

I know hillbillies who rate my farts i don't need a toilet

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
That’s awesome!

Answer 4

Static_In_The_Attic

That’s awesome!

Answer 5

Adam1978

Yoda

No, useless feature. Especially since it natural to fart before doing your business there. Most farts are done elsewhere.

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
True & maybe someone could come up with a fart app linked to the toilet.
Adam1978

10 d
That's your major issue the toilet, Try a buttplug linked to your phone instead. Still a completely useless device but at least it now cover the important cases.

Answer 6

Static_In_The_Attic

True & maybe someone could come up with a fart app linked to the toilet.

Answer 7

Adam1978

That's your major issue the toilet, Try a buttplug linked to your phone instead. Still a completely useless device but at least it now cover the important cases.

Answer 8

legalboxers | 213 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

do you get a golf clap along with it..

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
Sure! What movie is that?
legalboxers

10 d
@Static_In_The_Attic Men at Work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4

Answer 9

Static_In_The_Attic

Sure! What movie is that?

Answer 10

legalboxers

@Static_In_The_Attic Men at Work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4

Answer 11

Brainsbeforebeauty

Guru

But who always makes it to the toilet to fart 🤔🤣 maybe a toilet that rates your poo... Like baby shit, monster shit, Elephant shit, corn shits, etc...😂😂😂

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
We should go into business together, this could be fun.
Brainsbeforebeauty

10 d
Let's do it... We could make the toilet seat talk... Like "Holy shit, what did you eat last night"😂😂 Or when sitting on the toilet too long cuz constipated, your toilet could say "you need more fiber in your diet"😂

Answer 12

Static_In_The_Attic

We should go into business together, this could be fun.

Answer 13

Brainsbeforebeauty

Let's do it... We could make the toilet seat talk... Like "Holy shit, what did you eat last night"😂😂 Or when sitting on the toilet too long cuz constipated, your toilet could say "you need more fiber in your diet"😂

Answer 14

Aakash_Hangargi

Yoda

What if the meter breaks 🤣🤣🤣

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
Sound the air raid siren, sound the alarms.

Answer 15

Static_In_The_Attic

Sound the air raid siren, sound the alarms.

Answer 16

douride2 | 364 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

No I wouldn't waste my money.

Aakash_Hangargi

11 d
What if you are gifted it? 😈
douride2

11 d
@Aakash_Hangargi I would put it out for special occasions LOL
Aakash_Hangargi

11 d
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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douride2

11 d
@Aakash_Hangargi I always try to poke @Static_In_The_Attic
Don-__-Don

11 d
But what if it costed the same as a regular toilet (with the scenario that you needed to buy a new toilet)? Would you get it then?
douride2

11 d
@Don-__-Don No a regular one works fine.
Aakash_Hangargi

11 d
Poke you may him @douride 🤣
Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
I thought I felt a pitch fork! Did someone poke me?
Aakash_Hangargi

10 d
Were did you feel the poke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
douride2

10 d
I hope I didn't hurt you badly?
Don-__-Don

10 d
Hurt? I think you done murdered the poor guy.

Answer 17

Aakash_Hangargi

What if you are gifted it? 😈

Answer 18

douride2

@Aakash_Hangargi I would put it out for special occasions LOL

Answer 19

Aakash_Hangargi

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Answer 20

douride2

@Aakash_Hangargi I always try to poke @Static_In_The_Attic

Answer 21

Don-__-Don

But what if it costed the same as a regular toilet (with the scenario that you needed to buy a new toilet)? Would you get it then?

Answer 22

douride2

@Don-__-Don No a regular one works fine.

Answer 23

Aakash_Hangargi

Poke you may him @douride 🤣

Answer 24

Static_In_The_Attic

I thought I felt a pitch fork! Did someone poke me?

Answer 25

Aakash_Hangargi

Were did you feel the poke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Answer 26

douride2

I hope I didn't hurt you badly?

Answer 27

Don-__-Don

Hurt? I think you done murdered the poor guy.

Answer 28

Gedaria | 76 opinions shared on Shopping & Gifts topic.

Master

Even better if it came with a smello -meter.

Static_In_The_Attic

10 d
More like a stinko-meter.
Gedaria

10 d
Yes, I can do them quite easily.
When I go to the loo, I usually take a can of air freshener..