Santa = Satan(rearranged)
Santa was originally green but then changed to red by Coca Cola which is just how we picture Satan
The idea of it hijacked the birthday of Jesus Christ in order to materialize it and get us to think of money and wanting material possessions instead of worshiping Jesus. Even though we outgrow beliefs in Santa Claus his evil message still resonates with us as we grow older
This was all done by money-grubbing corporations and advertising
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"The Easter Bunny" = "Enter by the anus" (rearranged)
In the middle ages, the hare (the Easter Bunny was originally a hare, not a rabbit) was believed to reproduce without (vaginal) intercourse.
Really, it was Jesus Christ who hijacked the festival of Eostre (from which we get the word "Easter"), to get us to think of him (what an egomaniac!), instead of worshiping the Easter Bunny and having lots of gay sex like we should be doing.2