Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
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What Girls Said 14
yo mammas breath is so bad, when she burps her teeth have to duck4
Your mama so old she went to the dentist and got a sabretooth pulled. It was a fossilized cavity. Your mama so fat, she has four strands of DNA. Your mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck. Your mama is heavy, she has to put chains on her shoes to walk up the street. Your mama so stupid, the only thing she got on her IQ test was tears and some drool. I made these all up👍0
Yo momma is so fat when she went out this morning in her yellow raincoat all the kids yelled "yeah the bus is here"
Yo momma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Yo momma is so stupid when she got locked in the grocery store she died of starvation0
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.5
Yo mama's hair so nappy she gotta take pain killers to comb her hair
Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car0
Yo mama's so fat, that her blood is spaghetti sauce and she sweats butter.0
Yo mama so stupid she thought if she sent you to school you would get smart
It takes awhile to get it... wait for it0
"Yo mamna is so fat, when she goes out in heels, she comes back in flipflops "0
Yo mama so fat , when it rains she yes the high way as a slip n slide.
Yo mama is like a chicken coop , cocks go in and out.
Lol did you get it. ?0
Yo mama so damn fat I pictured her in my head and the bitch broke my neck. Lol.4
I don't get it...0
Yo mama needs a rolled up mattress as a tampon4
What Guys Said 22
Yo mamma forehead so greasy, she walked outside and solar flared everyone.
(Dragon Ball Z joke)
Your mamas like a doorknob everbody gets a turn1
Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman
Yo mama's such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton
Yo Mama so fat her ass has its own congressman0
Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back to her2
Yo mamas so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.0
Yo mama's so poor, she lives in Michigan.1
Suck it... !1
Yo mama is so ugly. Her birth certificate is an apology from the Condoms factory.
Yo mama so stupid when she robbed a bank she hoped in the back of a police car in said did i get away. Yo mama so stupid she thought she stole free candy.0
Yo, mama, wanna fuck?0
Me: what was that song that had the word devil in it?
My friend: wheres the devil on that? (Turkish song)
Me: on yo mammas pussy bitch ahahhahah (runs away)0
Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed1
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks around in high heels, she strikes oil.0
Yo mama's so mama that she's my mama too0
Yo Mama Sooo Fat she Slipped and fell and gravy poured out of her leg.0
Yo mama so fat, helicopters land on the back of her Malcolm X jacket.
Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.0
Yo mama is so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.5
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