Guys and Girls... will you join me in a contest?

To choose the two best sacrilegious jokes of the night?

My entries:

1) Told at a party... Why do chicks dig Jesus? (stretch out your arms) Because he's hung like THIS!

2) Courtesy of my pop... a caption..."I don't care who your daddy is, you're not carrying that cross up this one-way street!"


Most Helpful Guy

  • 1. Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
    Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

    2. Jesus walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water which he then turns into wine.
    The barman says, "Oi, what do you think you're doing?"
    Jesus replies, "I'm not paying your fucking prices."

    3. I don't understand why Christians are against gay marriage.
    Jesus had two dads, he turned out alright.

    • Bow bow... the master! Kudos!

      Allow me the consolation prize...
      The first recorded case of pre-partum irritation...
      Mary... she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

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    • @IHateSarcasm

    • thanks for mho

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What Girls Said 1

  • they both suck.


What Guys Said 2

  • Jesus? The guy who was a believer until he got nailed?

  • Boooooo!!! get off the podium you shit

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