How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Please give serious answers as it is a matter of life or death
- All the woodVote A
- A heap of woodVote B
- A lot of woodVote C
- A respectable amount of woodVote D
- Not much woodVote E
- Not a great deal of woodVote F
- No woodVote G
Most Helpful Girl
he got wood for days
i got ass for weeks0
Most Helpful Guy
Woodchucks are hardy critters, have to pack a punch if you aim to one-shot them. Can't fire a.22LR rifle in my area, too many homes in a tiny place, so have to opt for air rifles. Too weak an air rifle will simply bounce a pellet off his skull, and all you end up doing is pissing off the chuck. Have to make sure you using a heavy grain pellet, preferably a.22, with a higher velocity rifle to achieve about 25 ft-lb muzzle energy directed at the chuck's head.
By comparison, you can bag a squirrel with a.177 at much lower muzzle energy, you can bag squirrels all day with a rifle that would just piss off a chuck.
Tough sons of bitches. Voted A, all the wood.0