Jesus was a zombie?

So if the story is in fact correct, then we can conclude that Jesus became a zombie?
Resuscitated/came back from the dead... or the story is not real?

  • Jesus was a zombie
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  • The story is not real
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  • A zombie that can walk on water... That's terrifying.

    • 😬yeahhh.. it is...
      either those are some really amazing powers, or people who invented this "real" story had some really big imaginations! 😛👼

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    • Haha dude, were already there! 😂

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  • If the 12 Apostles ate his flesh does that mean they were infected also?

    • ooooohhh😦😧😱 ... you have got a point! I do not know... but if we go to church... they feed us his body! 😐 perhaps we are all zombies then? ... 😯😶

    • It's like The Walking Dead! We're all infected!

    • oh noes!!! 😩

  • Yeah and the Romans were Zombie hunters.

    • 😦ooohhh and in the movies the zombies are always the bad guys... they don't know anything about the real world... zombies are the REAL good guys. 😬

  • What? No, I don't believe that.

    • so what does it mean when someone comes back from the dead? isn't that what humans refer to as zombies?

  • Jesus was not real anyway

    • he was a real person. at least that's what historians and archeologist say.

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    • I dont study bulshitology either

    • hahaha 😬

  • -shakes head-

    Not even worth trying to explain it to you if that is what you actually think.

    • hahah because you do not have a reasonable explanation? or is it reasonable to believe that zombies do in fact exist? 😯

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    • No we don't -_-

    • ... ... ... <_<

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