If you want to get seriously ill and swim amongst debris, sewage and dead rats, then go ahead.
Omg, is it that bad?
Yep, it's filthy.
Nope, the current is too strong, plus the water isn't great.
Have an opinion?
Eww no, It would be like swimming in the East River in NYC.
Omg sounds like it is a bad idea, everybody is against it.
You probably can. Doesn't mean you should.
Do it do it 💪
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Shut up you. Or I won't take you at for a cheeky Nando'a
butt butt butt ;-( @Alexious
Don't cry. Get rekt m8Cheeky bantah
@Alexious you're so white. I can't deal
Well, I'm basically a snowman yo. 😂
That's kinda hot
It's dangerous, I wouldn't try it
Why is it dangerous?
The water makes you sick apparently, I don't know too much about it.
Sure, if ya wanna swim in peoples drunk pee!! All the local lads piss in the river.
You can, but I probably wouldn't choose to - at least not around London. It's fine further upstream (I grew up in Oxfordshire, and used to row and swim in the Thames up there).
I wouldn't recommend it.
It's very dirty in there
If you want a 3rd hand or leg or something like that, do it.