Trying to make her cringe in a morning text message
Most Helpful Girl
Good morning my sweet buttercup, I want to taste your lips against mine.2
Most Helpful Guy
"I just took the best dump of my life, and I thought of you. Love you, babe."
"I was as hard as a rock this morning. Must have been dreaming of you."
"It's weird going to bed without you. I miss the snoring."2