- Like an old librarian ho shushing someoneVote A
- Like a fog hornVote B
- Like a vuvuzelaVote C
- Like a chainsawVote D
- Like u shit urself (wet 1ne)Vote E
- Like a baloon being deflated slowVote F
Depends on the seasons...
Out of the ones you listed my farts sound like a chainsaw.
When you need to fart the only correct thing to do is to
Let it go, let it go
Why do you want to know this?