I thought I would but now that I see the puppy I would rather steal it and cuddle it in my bed. Screw the money, I can't be that heartless.
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My first instinct was a clear I could not. But honestly, I could rationalize it and do much more good with that money than the bad I did whilst still keeping enough for myself.
Now I'm having second thoughts. Not sure I'd ever get over stepping on that cute little thing.
But hey! If I can leave it alive and without permanent damage, I'll do it.
Then it will be the first billionaire puppy afterwards too. I'll buy it a cool top hat and everything.0