the YouTube comments are fucking hilarious
I've legit been knocked out once, it was a good experience lol.
"You got knocked the fuck out!", fucking love this phrase hahaa
- I've been knocked outVote A
- hasn't happened yet broVote B
- i knocked someone else outVote C
Most Helpful Girl
I knocked someone out once and it scared me because I thought I killed her. :/ We could literately hear the smack of her body hitting the concrete then she didn't move for almost 10 minutes. You can kill someone with one punch depending where you hit and if you hit hard enough. I don't like fighting after that incident and I will do anything in my power to avoid physical confrontation unless I have absolutely no choice.2
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Most Helpful Guy
A few times in football, fortunately made it through any fights without taking the KO. Especially nowadays, I feel bad for the younger generation. You get your ass whupped in spectacular fashion and its on the Internet for the world to see. I remember a few kids got beat up pretty embarrassingly and switched schools after, but you can't transfer to a new planet, haha.
But yeah, I got a bus pass to Queer Street a few times over the course of my football career. Once in practice in high school, coach just split us into two single file lines, facing each other about 15 yards apart, he would throw one of us the ball, and you tried to truck or tackle the other guy at the midway point. I ended up against one of my best friends one time, so we went extra hard trying to outdo one another, I think, haha. Kid could hit too, and I was no slouch myself. I don't even remember who got the ball, I don't think we even cared, we just ran headlong into each other. I just remember a bright flash of gold when we hit, like someone took a flashbulb photo. Maybe it was our gold helmets, but I think I was just seeing colors in my mind, haha. And I remember hearing everyone go "OOOOOH!!!" Reid, my friend, he says he thought he was playing Dragon Warrior 3 for a second😂😂😂
I also got pile-driver'd by this huge LB who went on to play at Syracuse that same year. Picked me up, flipped me over right onto my head. When I came to I got to the sideline and puked over the fence. The high school we were at was SUPER hood, and all the wild ass kids there were letting me hear it, haha. Not my finest hour.
And then my last year of semipro, like 4years ago... weird situation. We had a new coach who just ran the offense, and I played defense, so he didn't know me. We were about to punt and were backed inside our own 10 yard line, and I don't know what happened, but the coach starts cussing up a storm at one of our guards and yells "GODDAMMIT! 60, get the hell out of there!" Then he frantically looks around and points at me and goes "YOU! Get in there for 60!" Clock is ticking at this point, so I don't have time to tell him I can't play offensive line, haha. Of course I end up giving up about 3 inches and 60 lbs to the DT lined up on me, who also was wearing a captain's "C", so I'm like "great, he's probably wicked good." So I'm just like "don't be the guy to give up the blocked punt." So the ball gets snapped, and predictably, the kid blows right through me, hahaha. (Continued...)1
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