Contemplating the Simple. So Happy 😁.
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I was just thinking about a night years ago when I was on the boardwalk at a popular beachside resort in New Hampshire. I had just crapped my pants when some tourist asked me how to get to a particular restaurant. I've always hated tourists, so I at once stuffed my hand into my crap-filled pants and started slapping him in the face repeatedly. He ended up running down the boardwalk vomiting with feces all over his face! It's a good thing at my age to have such golden memories.0
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