Feeling pretty down lately (weight, looks, money, school etc) and need a pick me up. who here can tell the best Jokes and write them out!
Most Helpful Guy
-Wanna hear a modern joke? Feminism.
-Why do the Parisians plant trees along their streets?
-So that the Germans can march in a shade.
-What's the difference between a dead ganster and a dead dog on the road?
-The dog will have break tracks behind it.
-What do the console peasants think of 60FPS gaming?
-Nothing, they don't experience it.
Most Helpful Girl
When life gives you lemons, throw it back in its face and tell it to give you something useful.2