As Canadians, we've always been happy to accept American refugees over the years. Our open door policy has given thousands of runaway Americans food, shelter, clothing and a warm body to snuggle up to at night. So, with all that being said... American ladies, as a Canadian, feel free to drop an application in the comment section below and I'll review your resume. Here's what i have to offer:
- A charming personality (come on... look at my face)
- A red card (the Canadian version of a green card)
- Canadian currency (lots of it)
- A warm body to snuggle up with during the harsh Canadian winters
- Access to many facilities here in Canada
Again, feel free to leave your application here or send me a PM where we can discuss more sensitive details. Just remember one thing... you need me more than i need you, so come with your A game. Bend with a supple knee and I will show you favour. My American handlers @xHoneyxBeex (for southern applicants) and @Mistnigqa808 can also review your resume before final submission.
(oh right, and the guys... yea i almost forgot about you cucks lol... ehh what do you think about this site and the demand for it?)
Dating site created called "Maple Match" helps Americans date Canadians to help them escape a Trump presidency - Thoughts?
What Girls Said 10
It's hilarious, like basically everything America has come up with in recent times. Its goin down but they ain't yellin timber 😂2
Hah, is this really a thing? Let me know how that works out for you. :P1
Canada seems boring as fuck
No way am I going to move there
I'm not sure why any American would0
ew i think americans are so tacky with the whole "im moving to canada" bullshit0
hahah! Is this a joke?1
That is brilliant.1
<3 love this!1
What Guys Said 15
I'm accepting... Well reading any applications I may get from here on out lol1
I have no respect for those who want to leave the country just because of the new president, so I think this dating site is ridiculous... but it doesn't surprise me, the kind of people that hate Trump so much they want to leave, don't tend to have much brains XD0
Seriously? People going crazy over this whole Trump sh*t.1
Eh I think it's abooot time...
Even if Trump becomes president, it isn't like he has the power to do anything drastic. Congress will attempt to block him at every turn, just out of spite, as the establishment of both parties clearly don't want to support him.
These people leaving are literally just upset that they can't always get their way. Some people might be happier in another country, but leaving just because you don't like one of your politicians personality is a stupid reason to move. If Canada wants to take people this easily butt hurt off our hands then I say this is a win for the united states. Them leaving may be the best reason yet to vote for Trump.1
First Political Refugees From Trumpistan Flooding Canada
I can see it happen, indeed.1
see. nobody cares.1
Lol, that's hilarious!!!
And... actually kinda sad. :/
would you marry a dude?0