As Canadians, we've always been happy to accept American refugees over the years. Our open door policy has given thousands of runaway Americans food, shelter, clothing and a warm body to snuggle up to at night. So, with all that being said... American ladies, as a Canadian, feel free to drop an application in the comment section below and I'll review your resume. Here's what i have to offer:
- A charming personality (come on... look at my face)
- A red card (the Canadian version of a green card)
- Canadian currency (lots of it)
- A warm body to snuggle up with during the harsh Canadian winters
- Access to many facilities here in Canada
Again, feel free to leave your application here or send me a PM where we can discuss more sensitive details. Just remember one thing... you need me more than i need you, so come with your A game. Bend with a supple knee and I will show you favour. My American handlers @xHoneyxBeex (for southern applicants) and @Mistnigqa808 can also review your resume before final submission.
(oh right, and the guys... yea i almost forgot about you cucks lol... ehh what do you think about this site and the demand for it?)