What do YOU do while taking a poop?

Do you do anything while sitting on the toilet doing your business?

  • I just sit there thinking to myself
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  • I usually read something
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  • I usually text people
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  • I play a video game
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  • Listen to music
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  • Watch something on my phone
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  • I do something else (please say)
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Pshhhh get naked, read a book or mag, answer question's on GAG, talk on the phone, snap chat, yell at people in my house with the door open, draw/write, go on instagram, think hard etc etc You know the usual crap. Know matter what I sit there for a long ass time either way.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Some of my best opinions on here have been written while taking a massive dump. One time I even sexted while pooping.

    her: Whatcha doin babe ;)
    me: Thinking about you naked and stroking my ๐Ÿ† ;) (was actually shitting my guts out and if she could smell it shed block me)

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What Girls Said 28

  • i play the piano

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  • I usually either play a game off my phone or continue watching whatever Netflix show I was watching before entering the bathroom.

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  • Calvin & Hobbes is what I read. <3 Luff them

    Honestly, I'm really afraid I'll call someone or answer a call no accident. So, I don't play games on my phone.

    Actually, I rarely even take my phone in with me. XD

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  • Uh, I sit there. No creativity here.

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  • I do all of the above depending on the length of time I'm in there and how I'm feeling while doing it.

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  • ... Hate to sound basic but instagram

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  • Just think to myself.

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  • I poop really fast so i dont do anything. I sit down, go, flush, wash my hands and leave lol

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  • Play with toilet paper... and Think about random stuff...

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  • All of the above ahaha

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  • Check GaG of course! ๐Ÿ™‹

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  • I play with my phone games, Land Sliders is a great way to pass the poop.

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  • Normally just think to myself or have my 3ds with me if I remdmber.

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  • I do nothing other than poop as fast as possible and gtfo. Never understood why people take ages playing games or doing the crossword. It takes me like 60 seconds to drop the kids off.

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  • Usually one of if not all of the 1st 3 options lol.

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  • strategizing on my bowel movements no? just me? lmfao

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  • I'll be on my phone or tablet, or both

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  • Text people

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  • Either on my phone or I look like I'm giving birth

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  • I do word searches

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  • Think about things I need to do that day.

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  • Think about life

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  • Sing, watch YouTube, or play games on my phone.

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  • I get on IMGUR usually.

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  • I am thinking of this question..."you know there was this guy on gag wondering what i do while poop lmao"

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  • Read.

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  • I just think sit there thinking to myself. Sometimes I think about what I have to do next.

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  • I'm usually flipping through a magazine or something lol

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What Guys Said 28

  • I'm all about the mission at hand. Hands a braced against the side of the toilet. Screaming for it to end and leave my body.

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  • I think about things, Answer questions on GAG and also message people on GAG, I think about how much better I feel after pooping and I take a look at my creation in the toilet bowl. LOL.

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  • I just sit there thinking to myself WHEN THE DA FUCK IS THIS SHIT gonna be out and about and be done and over with.

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  • umm I try to hold my breath so I dont throw up on myself due to my stanky shit clouding the room i1127.photobucket.com/.../laughing-hyaenas.gif

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  • Perfect time to check email! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ“ฒ

    No, i'm not kidding, #DeadSerious here. Most people respond to text and IMs all the time, cauz those can be fun. But email is all about business these days, so sitting on the potty is the perfect time to sift through email.

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  • sitt there

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  • just sit there, how long do your shits take I'm done in less than a min.

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    • My shits are an event. They can take 5-10 minutes

    • wow you can have a plotline to your shit, starts of melodramatic music as your squeezing hard then upbeat when your done.

  • I just sit and clear out my mind... he... he... he.

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  • I just go. When I gotta go I gotta go lmao. Doesn't usually take that long.

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  • C and D.

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  • Literally taking a shit right now ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Feed the toilet than wait for it to burp.

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  • i just sit there and thinking

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  • For real ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Well I read what are the shampoo consists of ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • i like to look at magic cards

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  • I focus on breathing, and hope its a no splash zone.

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  • I clench my butt cheeks really hard and go โ€œughhhhhh" and than โ€œahhh"

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  • Just sit there peacefully, all in my head. Just want to get it done and over with whenever.

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  • i text my boyfriend i watch youtube play angry birds do stuff on this site and contemplate my Life.

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  • Jerking off

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  • I listen to music/podcasts, play games on my phone or sometimes I poop in silence.

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  • Half the time I'm on GAG, I'm pinching off a loaf.

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  • ESPN...

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  • Usually play video games/watch videos

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  • plan the way to save the world.โœŠ

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  • life flashes in front of my eyes while shit goes out of my ass

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  • go on gag

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  • Nothing, it doesn't take long, it's the wiping that takes a while

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