Most Helpful Girl
The burning desire to be superior.2
Most Helpful Guy
I'm reminded of operating system wars between Mac and PC. They go on endlessly and become really heated. I liked to call everyone a "cunt" who disagreed with me with PCs being better when I was young and didn't like people who disagreed with me, even though most of the people I called "cunts" were male.
Generally everyone thinks that what they have is better. They invest a lot of time into it, and that's all they have, so it must be amazing.
That said, with girls, they have ports where you can plug in input devices. I stopped trying to argue with the USB port about whether the input device or the input port was better. I was just grateful to have a place to plug in my input device.
You just plug stuff into it and you'll be happy. There's no need for a war.1