Most Helpful Guy
I have more ridiculous drunk stories than can be reproduced here.
I did once pass out in someone's bathroom sitting on the toilet, waking up only to throw up everywhere. When I woke up again hours later I had a minor panic and managed to mop it all up.
I had apparently missed a police raid (which is good since I was the oldest and would have had my ass in a sling for all the underage drinkers at the party) and was put into my friend's van. He lurched it backing out of the driveway and I barely got my head out the window in time to throw up down the side of the door.1
Most Helpful Girl
When I was 16, my parents let me go to Philadelphia to visit my best friend over the summer. Her family moved there a couple of years before. We did a lot of things that summer we shouldn't have. We went out with these older black guys one night and got pretty tipsy. She was in the front seat of the car with one and I was in the back with the other. We were all making out in a parking lot. I guess I blacked out for a little bit because I suddenly was aware that he was inside me and we were having sex. I kind of panicked and didn't know what to do. All I remember was my friend telling him to be careful with me because I wasn't on the pill.0