Can I have a small loan of 1 million dollars?

Anybody willing to give me a small loan of a million dollars?

  • Sure you do you accept 1 dollar bills?
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  • You're not getting a penny from me
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  • Trump 2016
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Yeah of course, just a small loan to get you started... but make sure to claim all your success is down to you alone. Oh, and remember to bankrupt your businesses for your own gain, not forgetting to pay your self million dollar salaries from it first, then fuck over all your investors... that's the key part to making more cash: steal other people's.


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What Girls Said 1

  • I don't have that kind of money. That's not a small loan anyway, it's a lot of money.


What Guys Said 1

  • What's tour collateral?

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