I woke up to a guy humping my leg. Awkward af. Your turn? 😂
Most Helpful Guy
Most awkward Hmmm there are a few. One time it was during a Packer game on a Sunday. Just graduated college. Late December this was a few days before new years must of been the last game of the season cuz I know they were playing the Bears. I bought a 1.75 L of fireball and my buddy Dave had a 1.75 L of Captian. So we start to drink amd my buddy Dave was trying to keep up with me which he couldn't lol but he tried and we got shit faced. Apparently his step sister who is hot by the way lol came over and I was all over her friend thinkin it was the step sister. Well my buddy Dave liked her lol. So he got mad at me but at this point the Fire ball was completely gone and we wear on the floor passed out. My other friends video tapped Dave pretending to call someone with his fingers hahaha and I fell asleep on a the step sisters bed. But before that I was dry heaving in the bathroom and I moved the toilet haha. She was gone by then lol. We woke up at like 2 am just ready to go.1
Most Helpful Girl
Oh, Gawwwd. I have some really bad ones.
-Stripping down the pole of a street light on campus with my GBFF (gay best friend forever). It turned into a streaking session and running away from campus security. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some video of it floating around somewhere.
-Too much to drink in a really gorgeous, nice restaurant on a family trip where I picked up my plate, held it out like the steering wheel of a car, and pretended to race my big brother.
-I thought I was a Victoria's Secret model so we had an impromptu photo shoot on the beach. I felt sexy at the time but when I saw the pictures, I kept getting smacked by the waves and there was even a nip slip. I'll prolly never go back to that beach again.
- I snuggled a homeless man on a bench... and he snuggled me back. I pretty much just plopped down and wrapped my arms around him. I remember it being a really sweet (totally crazy) moment with no perviness involved but my boo thang at the time thought differently because he was just about ready to beat the guy up. :/
I've done some really stupid chit.