Best pick-up line (s)?

If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy
Who needs Google? You’re everything I’m searching for.
You just turned my software into hardware
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

These are so weird, but do you guys have any? (I don't even know why I'm posting this tbh)


Most Helpful Guy

  • Feel my jacket. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
    It took the skins of fourteen boyfriends to make the shoulder pads. Be at least a little impressed.


Most Helpful Girl

  • Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

    If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

    Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

    I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

    If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.

    Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

    Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.

    You should join the circus so you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

    The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

    Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

    Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

    Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

    [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?


What Guys Said 1

  • Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
    Lmao these are cheesy


What Girls Said 1

  • if you were a potato, you'd be a HOT potato. (idk i rlly like potatoes)