What's the true story behind Big Bird's biggness?
- GeneticsVote A
- He didn't exercise by road crossings enoughVote B
- He was raised on a factory farm where he was force fed with an inordinate amount of hormones and antibiotics but managed to escapeVote C
- He ate Mr. Snuffleupagus's Parents and never dropped the weight from eating themVote D
- He's not fat, he's got a lot of muscle by doing 100 pushups everydayVote E
- He's actually --get this-- a puppet made by humans and made to entertain children on a TV show (way too outrageous!)Vote F
- I have a different theory (please say)Vote G