How do you think Big Bird got... Big?

How do you think Big Bird got... Big?


What's the true story behind Big Bird's biggness?

  • Genetics
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  • He didn't exercise by road crossings enough
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  • He was raised on a factory farm where he was force fed with an inordinate amount of hormones and antibiotics but managed to escape
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  • He ate Mr. Snuffleupagus's Parents and never dropped the weight from eating them
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  • He's not fat, he's got a lot of muscle by doing 100 pushups everyday
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  • He's actually --get this-- a puppet made by humans and made to entertain children on a TV show (way too outrageous!)
    Vote F
  • I have a different theory (please say)
    Vote G
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What Girls Said 19

  • Because Shaquille O'Neal earned the part at an audition and they had to make a costume big enough to fit him.

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  • He's an escaped GMO chicken from a KFC compound.

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  • Too much radiation.

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  • I just liked the sarcastic of the reality one so chose that. But otherwise I recon because of mutation.

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  • He's the fraternal twin of Ernie, from Family Guy.

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  • Aliens xD

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  • A human crawled up his ass one day and never left, believe it or not that poor bird got a man in there... True story 🍷

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  • Definitely genetics, and probably a bad diet too

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  • Fun Fact: birds were bigger ages ago. Another not so fun fact about birds being injected with hormones.

    This cute yellow big bird is created by Sesame Street <3 to entertain children of all ages. We <3 you Big Bird!

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  • He ate his vegetables as a kid.

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  • He was mutated

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  • He was designed that way by the Henson Company. ^_^

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  • i think he was originally a large bird but got strangled at the neck so much that it just stayed that way and now he looks like a yellow feathered pear lol

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  • Born that way

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  • D. Because why not.

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  • Steroids.

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  • They stretched him out as a child.. Lol :-P

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  • imma ruin ur childhood he is a puppet made by humans ok

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  • Im gonna say the same way clifford did, love made him grow to be giant

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What Guys Said 27

  • He's actually a Titanis Walleri, thought to be extinct.

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  • Gamma radiation clearly

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  • Method 1: Nuclear radiation

    Method 2: Monsanto experimentation.

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  • I believe he is a supernatural entity that has been manipulating mankind for the last 50 years. He feeds on the love and enthusiasm of children, draining them until they're ineffectual and pacified adults. His malevolent supernal influence has infested the collective unconscious of mankind. Not a soul alive forgets his name once they've experienced him once. The Big Bird of Balthazar is on your doorstep, and only your enlightenment can save you now

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  • Eating very healthy and of course he took his steroids

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  • By having a man wear him as a costume.

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  • Big Bird is the last living Archaeopteryx.

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  • Spending too much time in space with Darth Vader.
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  • He was raised on a factory farm where he was force fed with an inordinate amount of hormones and antibiotics but managed to escape

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  • He's actually a lady-bird with a rare genetic defect of not having a vaginal opening, so eggs are just accumulating in her...

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  • Radiation obviously.

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  • He is a super intelligent mouse in a large mechanical bird suit entertain children until he has earned the love and trust of enough people world wide to enact his plan to take over the world.

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  • A puppet!🤣🤣 LOL! Yeah sure. Who'd believe that?😂😂😂

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  • They tried to cure his bird flu with the T-virus from Resident Evil.

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  • Genetics

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  • Steroids!!!

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  • Genetics made him the height he is...

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  • lots of quality protein

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  • Yes but can it be blent?

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  • I am inclined to believe the factory farm theory

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  • He's the last of an extinct species

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  • He took steroids and became a bodybuilder.

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  • he's a genetic experiment to splice chicks with giraffes.

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  • He took a shit

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  • Steroids

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  • Radiation

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  • I saw big Bird teaching kids how to worshipping the devil once on the show

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