No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service... Does that mean Pants are Optional?

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service... Does that mean Pants are Optional?
Just wondering.
  • I see the flaw in the statement but, yes you MUST wear Pants!
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  • Wooohooo, I found a LoopHole for Pants-Free Living! *No Pants, No Pants, No Pants!*
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  • This is a Dumb Question! There is no Fun in my life. I hate you PJ. (You should totally block that guy so you two NEVER have to INTERACT again! Just a thought.)
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What Girls Said 10

  • You get arrested/fined if you don't wear pants in public, while shirts and shoes are optional. Thus no need to mention it.

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    • 4d

      That is not true, at least not here inn the US. I can be wearing shorts (not pants) and no one can "fine" me

    • 3d

      Pants is a general term for all clothes with two pant legs worn on the lower body, mr. wise guy.

    • 3d

      Thank you for clarifying and correcting your mistake

  • Time for us all to go running through stores with no pants

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  • I think it is just a way to say you have to be appropriately dressed, just using a catchy rhyme.

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  • It's a good idea. But I think they still mean pants are obligatory 😂😂

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  • I think pants would be a good idea!

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  • 😂 cute loophole

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  • B...

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  • Well we can where skirts.

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  • Yes but no

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  • Probably a good idea to wear pants

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What Guys Said 21

  • Oh my goodness, you're a genius!

    "Hey what can I get you."
    Turns toward the waiter, exposing.
    "Why hello there."
    "But on a pair of pants!"
    "Your sign never said anything about that!"
    "Get out!"
    "I did nothing wrong. I'm not crazy!"

    Later...

    Police trying to drag me out. "I'm not crazy!!!"

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  • This is funny. However

    1. Most places have decency laws that require you to cover your junk and at least the exit of your derriere.
    2. This is simply a hard, fast rule for the establishment and in no way limits it to banning only those not wearing that attire.

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  • Yes, you can wear pants, a skirt OR a dress! Unless you're going to Wal-Mart, then you can just wear a thong.

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  • "Pants" being an umbrella term to include non lewd shorts, pants, skirts, dresses, etc.
    If you aren't wearing one of those, most likely you are getting arrested. It's necessary, of course, so much so that including would be overkill.

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  • I suppose the wearing of pants is assumed to be a given where shoes and shirts are sometimes particularly in hot parts of the world somewhat optional

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  • Well yes, pants are not required as skirts or dresses or the like will do too.

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  • id rather have someone come in with no shirt that a motherfucker walk in there one day with his dick hanging out

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  • Pants are always mandatory in public. You’ll get arrested

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  • I see the flaw in the statement but, yes you MUST wear Pants!

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  • it probably doesn't happen that people without pants come in so they don't need to mention that.

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  • That's what I've always pointed out.
    What about no pants no underwear no service

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  • I have had this same thought, but have never actually tried to test it.

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  • I never seen such a sign. That's such a dad joke... love it

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  • I see the flaw in the statement but, yes you MUST wear Pants!

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  • Only in a brothel...

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  • You do realize undergarments are mentioned either

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  • Yes absolutely.

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  • You gots to wear your kecks, dude...

    Simples...

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  • No sign your good lol

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  • very funny

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