What would you do if you saw this standing at the foot of your bed, it waves and says "hi my name is tim"?

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Id be like "wanna put a band together with me buddy?"

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What Guys Said 22

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    Whoa mate, I felt it in my bones you were there.

    Tim, anyone ever have the GUTS to tell you to eat a sandwich lol🤣

    Why the long face Tim, you hungry mate?

    Tim, want a snicker? You look like death when you’re hungry mate?

    Hi Tim, I’m bone tired!!

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  • I’d convince him he needed to go to work with me the next day. I’m pretty sure he could talk some people into instantly promoting me to right below the owner of the company. Then I’d do brews with him.

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  • I will take him to the Xbox so we can be more friends

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  • "How the fuck did you get in my room, Tim? You got 5 seconds to answer or the gun behind my pillow becomes the gun that lays you in a coffin."

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  • I would think I would be in A real lifeChristmas Carol Scrooge seeing a Christmas Ghost three of them visiting me

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  • hey, mine is matt

    did you notice beers in my fridge? you can get one if you want

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  • I'd be pissed. Whatever it is, it can wait 'till morning.

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  • Get the fuck out of my house Tim. You’re not paying the bills.

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  • "Wanna smoke some weed and listen to some sad beats?"

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  • I`d be like: ok, can you fuck off and let me sleep

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  • I'd bone him pretty hard.

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  • “Hey tim! Where we heading?”

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  • Hi Tim, how can I help you?

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  • I guess I would say hey Tim what do you want

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  • I would say "Advance, friend, and be recognized."

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  • Feed him, and build a small house for him.

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  • l would be like oh its you again... 😑

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  • Start choking them until they stop moving

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  • Hey, dude. You look cold. Do you want a blanket?

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  • He is now my pet

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  • Why the long face tim?

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  • Freak out and be scared

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What Girls Said 11

  • I'd sic my pet on him telling him I got a bone for him.

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  • Oh hell no!! I'm screaming and running as hard and fast as I can. Goodbye Tim!!

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  • I’d ask him why his name isn’t billy.

    Then I’d ask if I could call him george.

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  • I keep a pistol in my night stand

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  • Hi Tim, I have a boyfriend

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  • "5 more minutes, tim..."

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  • haloooo tim, im blub, how are you little guy?

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  • Scream.

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  • I would do something

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  • Definitely shooting it with my gun.

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  • Become that nibbas friend

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