What's the funniest name you've heard?


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  • For ones I've heard of and seen in real life, Orangejuice (pronounced or-ahn-joo-say) and L-A (pronounced ladasha) are probably the biggest eye-openers. I don't understand why somebody would name their child something like that.

    I've read about more bizarre ones as well, though. Apparently a judge in New Zealand denied a couple their request to name their son "4real." (Instead they named him Superman, but still call him 4real. What the actual fuck.) Also I read that somewhere in Mexico has a list of names banned by law, all based on actual specific cases. Examples include Robocop, Email, Burger King, Terminator, Facebook, and Hitler. Meaning there are people out there with those names. Why a parent would do that I can never understand.

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  • I used to manage at a restaurant, and one of my waiters (who was an EDM DJ and loved drugs, so it was even better with how excited he was😂) comes running out back like “Guys! Look at this credit card slip from one of my tables!” The name was Molly Cocaine😝

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    • Oh, also a shout out to two former MLB players Dick Pole and Rusty Kuntz, and I think there was a race car driver named Dick Trickle lmfao

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  • “Neocphile” Seriously... you read it fast and you think it says Necrophiliac... 🙄

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  • My mom was a bank teller for many years and she apparently once had a customer named Ima Hog. I'm not sure if that is as funny as it is cruel on her parents part to make her first name Ima.

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  • If it is made up, I’ll probably say Nibelsnarf which was literally a name that came up randomized when I was watching a friend of mine play WOW like eight years ago. Others include Splaaart!!!, sch, and bundt,. Those were just other idiots when naming video game characters. I’ve never really met anyone with really abstract names irl.

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  • Has to be when I was in Thailand and I learn "porn" is a common name there like Jiraporn, Amporn, Pornthip. I was laughing so hard to read "Porn Clinic".

    The word porn is actually a sanskrit, which means blessing.

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  • I was watching Hispanic news once, and there was a shooting that had just happened, somewhere in the US. When they do international stories, they translate the names sometimes to make it easier for their audience. So the reporter starts interviewing people, and eventually they bring up some guy named "José Goldberg." I fucking died.

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    • I also met an Indian girl named "Gagandeep" once, and and Asian girl named "Chinky." That shit was pretty funny too.

  • ABCD, Shithead (sh-ay-th-ee-d). Yes I know it's a common name in countries that aren't English speaking and not pronounced the way it's spelled, but still.

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  • 'Tae Ko' is a Korean name. I don't know what it means to them.
    Unfortunately, 'Tae' & 'Ko' put together means "my poop" to Filipinos.

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  • There are two, albeit I need to translate them:

    1. Hans Fick. Seen it on a business car. Its equivalent to John Fuck (s).

    2. Rainer Coufal. Why is that funny? Because it sounds like "reiner Zufall" which translates to "pure coincidence"

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  • my old headmistress told us this story!! she was in her office, and a girl came up and introduced herself as “ooh na med”. confused, she asked for the girl’s id. the girl’s name was “unnamed”

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  • Danny Drinkwater

    Also:
    https://youtu.be/DgX-oVZDS44

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  • Hugh Janus is pretty bad, I also know someone called Ben Dover.

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  • There was a TV personality in Canada named "Sandy Cushion"
    Still cracks me up!

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  • Zdzislaw. Seriously? What kind of dumb name is Zdislaw? A Polish one.

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    • There is a similar name in the Balkans, it's Zdeslav :D

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    • @ChocoLada LOL. It must be a Slavic thing.

    • Totally, LoL 😂

  • I googled some funny name changes once. A couple of them are:

    Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined
    Former Name: George Garratt

    Bacon double cheeseburger
    Former name: Simon smith

    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
    Former name: Jeffrey Wilschke

    James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond
    Former Name: David Fearn

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  • Cornelius. He was a manager at a restaurant i was at, Phone rang when he was there (obviously) answered- "Thank you for calling (Blah blah) this is Corn, May I help you?
    I busted up rolling!

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  • Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu, It is a Maori word for a hill in New Zeland.

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  • I know someone named 'Jihad', which can be funny

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  • Finster. lol
    Mad Dad.. xx

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  • Mike Hunt.

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  • L-A, pronounced La-DASH-ah.

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  • Rohan Gotobed. An actor!

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  • MC LOVIN

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  • Dick

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  • Quiznatod Bidness

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  • Orangejello said Oran•je•low

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  • Donald Trump

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  • Gaylord Silly

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  • Watermelonela

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  • ShiTonya

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  • Anus

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  • HaHa Clinton-Dix

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  • Dai
    What an odd name

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  • Not many things can make me laugh

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  • My mothers great uncles name was nimrod.

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  • You little dick squirt 😂😂

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  • Clown shoes

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  • Kaduna

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  • Guidance

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  • BeatHimUp as an actually family name

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  • Penisey

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  • Shaquise

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  • Indian food names as names of a actual person

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  • Zebi.

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  • Pushpinder

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  • Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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  • Met an East African girl named Ugbad. She will remain anonymous if I only give out her first name. I don't know, it doesn’t have any hidden meanings but the sound of it sounds awful and awkward. Both parts.

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  • Someone in my health class was named Anakin. Seriously why would you name your kid after such a cruel person?

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