... is coming back legit, and I realize from the badge number 87, it’s the same fucking guy from the year before, the second cop had been busting his balls for not knowing the keg violation code for the citation, and he radioed in to dispatch with a smirk, “Officer 87 needs a little ‘reminder’ on the keg code number...”. So I go “ohhhhhh, Officer 87, I remember you! You took my keg from me after the ALCS Game 7 last year!” He just kind of dismissively shrugs like “whatever, why would I remember you?”, and I finish with “damn... they STILL won’t let you drive a car yet? All good bro, you look good in those bike shorts.” I could tell that one cut him, lmfao, and perfect timing, my ID came back legit, so he just hands it back all frustrated like “have a good night, thanks for your cooperation.”That one felt real good, lmao.Shout out to Shoresy, all-time chirp king 👑 https://youtu.be/oskvnZptKBE
That's the best story!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!😝
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