If someone breaks in my house, they can probably find a drunk guy in boxer-briefs running at them swinging samurai sword.
If someone breaks in my house, they can probably find a drunk guy in boxer-briefs running at them swinging samurai sword.^😂 Why do I feel like that has happened in a movie before
I wouldn't be surprised if it has -- though maybe fundoshi instead of boxers -- and I suspect any such crazy drunkards actually know how to use those swords with some degree of skill. :-D
😂 let's just hope your appearance scares them off, for your sake
I do have a ski mask nearby as well, come to think of it, if I have time to reach for two items. That might help with the appearance thing. :-D
now that sounds like a man to be feared! 😂
Something I’m as sharp as a tack & I come up with some really good ideas & other times I’m as sharp as a marble.
Now that is brutal! But what if you miss! What then?
Well then I can still throw the cup at them
😂 that indeed!
😂😂😂 that's funny...
you do what you gotta do... when it hits the fan, it ain't no joke... time becomes precious
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😂 That's gonna be an awkward/funny police report
And why is it not an option?
Precious lol can't live without it 😂
Aww, thanks for the compliment! How heavy is the chair?
anything becomes an option when you're pressed for a solution
Meanwhile, I can barely keep myself awake reading pamphlets xD
If the book is interesting enough I can read it all night.
I really wish I was like that :') Maybe there's a book out there that can convince people they like reading books¿
Different people have different preferences. I don't think there is one book for everyone.
Or in my case, I don't think there is any book for me xD I prefer movies
xD This made me laugh way harder than it should have
Go hang around guys that are a few looks-teir levels below you and you will see how desperate people can be! xD
you do what you gotta do...
oh noooo... it's the po po
I would not mind this po po at all😉 please do arrest yourself for stealing my heart😁
oooooooo cuff me, mommmmaaaaa
Oh this escalated quickly by the way also you can arrest me for bad jokes😆
i've been baaaaaaaad... boi
How about harsh language or bad breath...
@KrakenAttackin not even that 😭😭
oh lawwwwd... i hope it saves you
Now that's a tough one! 😂
@Mollynotgemma When trouble is seconds away the police are minutes away.