A high spirited girl decides to slide down the banister of the stairs in her house. She climbs on, slides a short distance and then squeaks to a stop. She calls for her mom to help her. So the mom comes, helps her climb off and says, "Next time, either wear pants or use more lube."
A piece of advice: If you ever travel to an area that has cannibals, pack a clown costume. They say that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny. :)
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