If Your Toilet Could Talk What Would It Say?

Question

Answer 1

CuriousMufuxka | 2.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

You barely polish my handle anymore.. It's been at least 2000 flushes since you thanked me for taking all your morning pisses!

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
Thanks to you I’m going to start thanking my toilet!

Answer 2

Static_In_The_Attic

Thanks to you I’m going to start thanking my toilet!

Answer 3

argyle

Xper 3

Eat more fiber, Asshole... Sorry, I couldn't resist that.

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
No need to be sorry that was a good one.

Answer 4

Static_In_The_Attic

No need to be sorry that was a good one.

Answer 5

Daniela1982 | 473 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Oh my God! What the fuck did you eat?

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
I needed that & a good laugh it was!

Answer 6

Static_In_The_Attic

I needed that & a good laugh it was!

Answer 7

tae_ie | 61 opinions shared on Other topic.

Xper 5

Yup, that’s my toilet right there.

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
I’ll flush to that one!
tae_ie

1 mo
Haha, thanks.

Answer 8

Static_In_The_Attic

I’ll flush to that one!

Answer 9

tae_ie

Haha, thanks.

Answer 10

babysteph

Xper 6

Damn Steph.. your ass is amazing! Sit on me one more time, pretty please? 🤭😂

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
Now I wonder why most toilet seats are HARD instead of soft.
babysteph

1 mo
haha 😂💖

Answer 11

Static_In_The_Attic

Now I wonder why most toilet seats are HARD instead of soft.

Answer 12

babysteph

haha 😂💖

Answer 13

Gwenhwyfar | 506 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

“All the interesting stuff happens when my lid is closed 😊.”

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom & your toilet is probably smiling.

Answer 14

Static_In_The_Attic

What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom & your toilet is probably smiling.

Answer 15

Anonymous

This.

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
Nice!

Answer 16

Static_In_The_Attic

Nice!

Answer 17

IlluminatiExposed0

Xper 6

https://www.youtube.com/embed/buygQ1C2GFs

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
I love it & thanks for posting the video as well.

Answer 18

Static_In_The_Attic

I love it & thanks for posting the video as well.

Answer 19

_no_one_ | 244 opinions shared on Other topic.

Xper 7

"Get that phone outta here or you gonna stick ya ass on me for hours" Xd

Answer 20

douride2 | 13.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

@Brainsbeforebeauty beat me to it. I have to cut back on the coffee to.

Brainsbeforebeauty

1 mo
Lol right! Me too, but if I don't have my coffee, I look like I have narcolepsy 😴🤤😴

Answer 21

Brainsbeforebeauty

Lol right! Me too, but if I don't have my coffee, I look like I have narcolepsy 😴🤤😴

Answer 22

Brainsbeforebeauty | 504 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

"Lay off the coffee girl"😂

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
There is nothing like coffee in the morning & there is nothing like sharing coffee as well.
Brainsbeforebeauty

1 mo
Sharing coffee? With others? Or with the toilet? 😂😂😂

Answer 23

Static_In_The_Attic

There is nothing like coffee in the morning & there is nothing like sharing coffee as well.

Answer 24

Brainsbeforebeauty

Sharing coffee? With others? Or with the toilet? 😂😂😂

Answer 25

Aakash_Hangargi | 489 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yoda

Shit!! shit!! shit!!! and bull shit 😂😂😂😂

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
Oh Shit!

Answer 26

Static_In_The_Attic

Oh Shit!

Answer 27

Wise4myage | 564 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Damn, you lay some huge logs. 😳

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
My toilet says the same thing. Hahaha.
Wise4myage

1 mo
LOL, too funny.

Answer 28

Static_In_The_Attic

My toilet says the same thing. Hahaha.

Answer 29

Wise4myage

LOL, too funny.

Answer 30

SuccessfulHornDog | 4.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

Feed me your poo-poos and pee-pees. I am hungry

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
If you have a family or other people in the house your toilet must love you.

Answer 31

Static_In_The_Attic

If you have a family or other people in the house your toilet must love you.

Answer 32

pigoat | 1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Omg that looks coooooollllll

Answer 33

Nani_freg

Xper 1

Slow and steady wins the race

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
I’ll flush to that!

Answer 34

Static_In_The_Attic

I’ll flush to that!

Answer 35

pizzalovershouse | 2.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

You keep my mouth so clean thanks

Answer 36

White_King2000

Xper 5

Feed me

Static_In_The_Attic

1 mo
Every morning most likely.

Answer 37

Static_In_The_Attic

Every morning most likely.

Answer 38

bannacookies | 536 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yoda

"Welcome back, beautiful."

Answer 39

BobbyC65 | 2.2K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Stop peeing and pooping down my throat.

Answer 40

Aiko_E_Lara | 2.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Time to bust this out again

Aiko_E_Lara

1 mo
www.youtube.com/watch I forgot the link

Answer 41

Aiko_E_Lara

www.youtube.com/watch I forgot the link

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