If you are frustrated, and I offer you to use me as your punching bag for $5/hour, would you (6 if you’re gonna kick my balls)?

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So I have a very rich friend and he is very hot headed and quick to anger, wherever he’s angry or frustrated, he puts on a pair of gloves and pays people to be his punching bag.

He made me that offer and I took it, he punched me and kicked me and I could take it.

He kicked me thrice in the testicles though which was painful tbh but he paid me extra money for it.

I think it’s a good way to make money.

So, would you use me as your punching bag for $5/hour? (6 if you are going to kick me in the testicles)

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stonerboner | 93 opinions shared on Other topic.
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Umm... $5 an hour isn't enough. And I never like me balls punched. Squeezing is cool. But no punching... even though I'm a bit (a lot really) submissive.

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- iamasassyguy
  
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  I’m offering you to do it to me, and if you’re going to kick me in my testicles then it’s $1 every minute.
  
  $5/hour only stands if you promise to NOT aim below my belt

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InferiorElegy | 299 opinions shared on Other topic.
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Nope, I have a punching bag that I'd rather hit. I don't like hitting people even if I think they deserve it.

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JosyJosy | 3.8K opinions shared on Other topic.
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Sounds fun actually I'd do it when I'm happy too, Leg and body kick fun :D

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- iamasassyguy
  
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  You can do whatever the hell you’d want, just give me the money
- JosyJosy
  
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  Lol 5 for one hour of taking hits doesn't seem worth it though, what will you spend the money on?
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Should I do more?
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- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Charge more money?
- JosyJosy
  
  18 d
  One good kick can hurt like hell, and you're saying that for 5 bucks you are to deal with kicks and punches for One Hour. Yaaaa it should be more, now don't ask me how much lol
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  No, you got it wrong, if you’re gonna kick me in the nuts, that’ll be $1 every minute, I know if I take it for an hour I’ll never have kids lol
  
  The other offer only stands if you’re not gonna aim for my testicles
- JosyJosy
  
  18 d
  Nope like I said, just legs and body
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Then the offer stands, I can take it all😜🥊😏
- JosyJosy
  
  18 d
  lol I hope so
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Since you’re so generous, it’ll be $10 for you
- JosyJosy
  
  18 d
  </3.
Agape93 | 2.9K opinions shared on Other topic.
Master

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Another ball kicking question -____- these are so lame

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tHISpLACEiSbONKERZ | 156 opinions shared on Other topic.
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I'd knock your lights out just for following me so you could invite me to this question.

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- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Sure whatever, you can knock the lights out, you can even knock my rocks out for a little extra bucks
- tHISpLACEiSbONKERZ
  
  18 d
  Little girl I'm 188cm tall and I bench press 180kg... Knocking your lights out would be no harder than it is to break a toothpick.
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  I don’t care, just take any offer and do whatever you can
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- tHISpLACEiSbONKERZ
  
  18 d
  How about you talk to a psychologist?
Dinosaursandanime65 | 847 opinions shared on Other topic.
Explorer

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No. People who use that method in combat are weak and disgusting. I don’t get that angry anyways.

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SomeGuyCalledTom | 170 opinions shared on Other topic.
Yoda

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Wtf! Your friend is nuts

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- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  He’s a good source of money lol
- SomeGuyCalledTom
  
  18 d
  Five bucks an hour is less than minimum wage...
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  You can give me more if you want, AND if you’re going to kick my precious family jewels, then it’ll be $1 for every 5 minutes
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- SomeGuyCalledTom
  
  18 d
  This is getting weird, I'm out lol
codyccc | 4.9K opinions shared on Other topic.
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18 d

Lol you're getting screwed

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- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  No, you can’t screw me, just those two offers only, chose only one of those
- codyccc
  
  18 d
  Your risking being childless for pocket change
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  That probably won’t happen considering you kick like the average person
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- codyccc
  
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  Your still earning 1/3 of minimum wage
- iamasassyguy
  
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  You don’t need to worry about my babies, just give me money and kick my testicles up my throat if you want to
Vined
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17 d

How much to cut your balls off?

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- iamasassyguy
  
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  Ouch😳🥵. I’m don’t have the balls to provide you that service ma’am.
  
  How about just putting your gloves on and kicking them instead?
Anonymous

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I think you should ask for more

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- iamasassyguy
  
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  How much? And why more?
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  Well a hour is a long time
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Do you think you’d be able to keep beating up anyone for an hour? But yeah if they decide to kick my testicles, I should take more
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- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  I had a friend I used to let her take her anger an frustration out on my dick an balls but I usually could only take a few minutes
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Do you think if anybody takes the $6 offer, they’d only hit my testicles?
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  I don't no but I let her do it for free
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  Should I cancel the offer for them to kick me in the nuts?
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  Do you like it?
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  No, I don’t like the offer cuz I think the offer’s not beneficial for me
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  What if a hot girl wanted to do it?
- iamasassyguy
  
  18 d
  I’d give her a discount😜
- Opinion Owner
  
  18 d
  Ya I was greatfull to let her do it my only requirement was she had to be barefoot
LEADFOOTboi | 661 opinions shared on Other topic.
Yoda

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no...

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