I wanna go inside your attic and find a bat then plant the plant inside your socks while you are asleep.
Plant the bat
Ha tricks on you I dont have a attic
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Cause it would be hard to roast that person then.
Your not to good at this roasting are you? LMAO
Okay I am cooking one up for yah give me a minute lol.
No I am Iraqi and American.
Oh so you're actually a bull frog?
Well no bull frogs are African.
I'll buy you a snow mobile then adultnap you inside my red car. Then I am gonna drive you to the most outskirt deserted town in Finland. I am gonna finally release you from the hood of my car and then watch you drive the snow mobile. Lastly I am gonna blind fold you scaring into thinking I am going to murder you while you are on the driver seat of the snow mobile only to have a model with big boobs ride in the back of your snow mobile while her boobs bounce in the back of your head.
i don't like the cold. it makes my nuts shrivel up like toasted almonds
I wanna go back during the Mesozoic time period and grab a prehistoric worm and plant it inside your belly. Then I will use chloroform and put it in a napkin and then put in your mouth putting you to sleep. Then I will drag you into a house with a lemon lime themed kitchen cooking lasagna for you. I will then take that prehistoric worm and use it to mate a normal earthworm. That will then create a hybrid prehistoric and present tense worm baby. I forgot to mention that I will obviously cut that prehistoric worm inside your belly like how one would remove a tape worm. Lastly I would feed you fettuccine cheese. I have a sudden urge to drag you into a NASCAR event and feed you hotdogs and pepsi. Do you like NASCAR?
Not fun when your anon
It was a challenge. Never mind.
I wanna travel to India and admit to you that you were the first ones to make fried bread and not Kurdish people. LACHCHA PARATHA I believe is what its called. Then I wanna detach your retina and feed you cow milk. Lastly I will find a Suiqward tortellini baby and raise it with you with a twice removed uncle pigeon.
It will take time to decode your reply
still waiting on this roasting.
Oy give me time. I forgot about you. I am mustering up something good for you.
I wanna travel to Scotland and publicly try to shame you to wear a Scottish Kilt. I'll then make you live with me and have us argue over which carpet we should get for our new apartment. All in the meanwhile tickling a cat's feet. Then I will take you on a hay ride with a horse while you wear a red scarf chasing a Scottish Terrier only to accidently fall in a ditch and break your ankle.
thats exactly what i was going to post