Where did you Hide your "Stash" growing up?

[pervertedjester]

This would've been Epic to have!

Remember all that stuff your parents FORBID you to have as a kid... that you had anyways... Yeah, That Stuff! Personally, I hid mine in the house air vents or in a super glued video cassette sleeve under my dresser. As long as it didn't rattle, flap or smell they never found it.

Where did you keep it?

Updates:

[mélancolie]

depends what it was.

alcohol: have like a couch/bed/drawers convertible thing with an all encompassing wooden frame that makes it so if you hide something under the wooden bed slates in the corners you have no way of seeing it unless you look under everywhere with a flashlight. would (and still) put cans & bottles i smuggled in there. sometimes i'd put them in this purse thing where i put all my non jewelry accessories too. not great hiding spots tb;h but my parents never found the stuff i hid there.

drugs: hid (& still do) them in this little mini compact 'office supply' box, under everything. have also stuck them with tape under the wooden bed slates.

cigarettes & lighter: in my purse/backpack always. didn't really hide them that well

condoms: in my wallet or in the nooks & cranies in my bag. didn't really hide them that much

stuff i shoplifted (like jewelery, makeup, clothes): just with my regular stuff for jewelry, but under everything. the makeup i'd keep in my pencil case & if it was oblivious enough with my reg makeup. the clothes I'd hide where i put my accessories until i had enough allowance to be like 'oh i bought this' and just put it with my reg clothes

razor blades & bandaids (yea sometimes i bought some for that lol): in my pencil case, in my purse, sometimes with the alchohol, in my cigarette packs, in some face products packs, inside my pillow case, everywhere pretty much

[EleganceOfBanana]

Used to hide money and condoms in my ps4 game cases, because my mom didn't touched them becausr they are devils work 😆 also which are important for me ( my final fantasy games)

Also as i got my first real dildo, i hided it inside my giant stuffed teddy bear

Drugs - an old friend who smoked weed, forgot his Special bag and i stucked it inbetween the Stair Cabinets because they smelled like weed , but he never came to get it back and we moved out... lucky new homeowner lol

[WhiteSteve]

Lmao, great question. Porn (these kids don’t know how easy they have it with all their digital porn, we had hard evidence to conceal!😝) and weed I kept under my dresser, you’d have to pull out the whole bottom drawer to get to it. Bad grades, I had a lock box that I stuffed those in. In retrospect, I don’t know why I didn’t just throw them away lmfao, but if I was smart I wouldn’t have had bad grades to hide to start with😂 But my mom found those once, because she was cleaning in my room, picked up a ceramic cat statue that was in there, and the key to the box was hidden in there, and it fell out, so she got suspicious and opened the box. It was like a police raid, lmao, I came home and my room was absolutely torn apart, my shit was scattered everywhere, and I just got reamed out for hiding the grades, for getting said grades, and then sent to my trashed room to clean it all up, it was fuckin’ bullshit lmao. But she didn’t find the porn stash, holy fuck, I don’t know what would have happened then, haha.

I was always jealous of one of my buddies, his room had those cheap pressed styrofoam (or whatever it’s made of) tiles, with all the little craters. He would just push one of those up and stick things up there, that would’ve been so sweet to have.

[DrunkAss]

I boobie-trapped it with like spikes and razor blades and poison oak. I hid all of them in the forest in a treehouse-ish thing I built. And I built all these pikes on the ground around the area. It could withstand cavalry charge while I shoot down intruders with bow and arrow. Then at the top of my base I had wooden box I carved and hammered. It looked like a retard made it but it closed and opened and protected things inside. There I put my treasure -- all sorts of Penthouse and Hustler magazines I found in the garbage near my neighborhood or traded with kids. And you could see all their vaginal parts. It wasn't that Playboy bushy stuff. Like you could see the full anatomical detail of the girls.

[pingiluv]

I used to hide my “stash” either in my underwear drawer or my dirty laundry pile in my closet

[luckyinloveandlife]

I don’t know if I would consider it something to stash, but I used to hold onto things like gift wrap from presents given to me by people that meant a lot to me. Notes that were passed between me and friends in school, precious gifts I didn’t want to lose or have destroyed... etc. I made a tiny writing area in the back of my closet, complete with a tiny desk and chair, tucked behind my clothes. I even had Christmas lights in there and my parents never knew. I would hang out in there listening to music and writing for hours at a time. The stash was in a small box inside my little desk ♥️

[WindAtMyBack]

Mostly I didn't try very hard to hide it. I'd just put it where it wasn't in plain sight, sometimes not even that. My parents didn't snoop.

At one time I had those 1 foot ceiling tiles. I took one of those out and replaced it with a fake. I put stuff up there, probably weed. There was no need for it, so that lasted like a day or two.

I don't remember my parents forbidding me to have anything. I don't know what it would be. Anything I was likely to actually have, is not anything they'd care much about - at least not enough to outright forbid it.

[electromagnetic]

I used to hide some things in plain view in the kitchen. So long as it was mislabeled, my parents never touched it.
In our laundry room, there was a little closet under the stairs. Everyone was afraid of it. Even my dad refused to go into the closet. It was my corner of mysteries growing up.

[Everglow5]

In the guest bedroom's closet. We use it to store things like picture frames and stools and lamps that we never use. The closet has a high up ledge, like a shelf kinda. There are two suitcases up there. I keep lots of money and snacks in there, as well as a few rolls of thick toilet paper. And a bunch of teabags and mangas that my parents don't know I bought.

And by teabags, I do mean teabags. Not drugs.

[zeitgeist057]

I had a set of cubby shelves next to my sliding door closet as a teenager. One day, I discovered that the bottom cubby floor was actually a removable insert that had a convenient space underneath of about 2"-3". This was my contraband and valuables hiding place.

[anon1903]

On high places, particularly shelves. Because to a child's mind, that implies "safety" cause mom bombarded me all the time with her "ackk! You might fall, get down!!" So I thought she couldn't do it. But dad could because he was taller than her. But then again, he'd never mess with my stuff. He's cool (and a bit frustrated with my tantrums).

[Kenneth14621]

Dude. I was born in 82. So I had no porn to watch. So I had porns stuffed everywhere. And one day I came home and the trailer was gone. And my porn was so well hidden that years later I got a call from my dad saying the guy that bought that old trailer found a HUGE porn stash somewhere in the trailer!!! And got by my dad called the sickest human being alive!!

[Little_Bumblebee]

There wasn't really anything my parents forbid... Though they didn't have to.. Never really been that rebellious or anything.

I did borrow a book about sex once though, found out afterward and I hid it underneath my bed

[nevernevernever]

dang that's clever i just stuck anything really private in the bottom of my underwear drawer cause my parents never went through my stuff and I knew my siblings weren't going to be digging through my panties

[Quackthulu]

I had a chest in my closet I would hide it in. Not so much things I wasn't allowed to have. At least as a kid, mostly just bread I took from the store so I would have something to eat.

[rachel776]

Lane on "Gilmore Girls" was hilarious

[siseñor]

my pack of shinpads. i'd hide bottles in the back of the shinpad where my leg was supposed to go & then put them at the back of a shelf. i say this in past tense because my mum found out. she was pissed lol

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

I keep my stash of sugar nose in different places around the house. Not that there's much reason to hide since my fiancée knows and she's an occasional user too.

[Hannah_le]

I’d hide my stash in my pillow pet and in the holes under my bed , and even small things too like empty markers or smth

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I went to extreme measures of hiding "whatever" thoroughly taped or glued to the ceiling of my toilet tank.

[andreasderjuengere]

In my grandfather's hobby room.
He had ceased having hobbies, and so the space was vacant.
In case that it would have been found - well: it's Grandpa's; not mine.

[Paris13]

lol!!! My DIUARY? Not in a Very Good Hot Spot, Must Be. Nosy No Rosy MOM found it!!! Yikes!!! xx

[Gedaria]

My naughty books. I use to stash them under the bottom draw in the ward robe.
I thought they were safe. But years later I found out my youngest sister use to go through them , specially when I had bought something new.

[eileen_ruth]

Under drawers because my mom would never take them out to find anything