What would you do if you woke up to an attractive stranger staring back at you?

[DizzyDesii]

Be a little weirded out but he's hot and i’ll assume im still asleep and dreaming. So we’ll just stare at eachother while laying there smiling a little while longer 😂 i feel so bad sayin this but 99% of us know that if the person across from us was unattractive, we’d jump out the bed and threaten to call the cops 🤣

[Sonorous]

I'd call out for my mommy ofc

[TheorionMage]

FIRST ABOVE ALL, from former careers I'm EXTREMELY 'security conscious'. and a LIGHT sleeper.
HOW THE HELL did she get in?

IMMEDIATELY 'playfully' spoon her to control her arms & hands from behind her
while whispering "Let's cuddle!"
NOW, I'm sure she's unarmed and martially 'disadvantaged' AND...
if needs be COULD roll atop her using my greater mass and wrestling 'chops'
to avoid getting head butted.

... NOW, we play '20 Questions'
IF She's TRULY cunning...
"One catches FAR MORE flies with HONEY, than with vinegar..."

Let the 'games' begin...
post 'play' she's either getting taken to breakfast or going to jail!

[Jjpayne]

I'd say well I may not know them but... I'm not wasting this and cuddle 😂🥺😍

[MCheetah]

How attractive are we talking here? Cause anything less than an 8 and I'm not impressed. I'm kinda too jaded and cynical by humanity and life in general to be surprised by anything anymore. And I mean that, sadly. So yeah. she'd have to be a bare minimum of an 8 before I'd start to give a f*ck (figuratively, literally, or otherwise). Anyone less attractive and I legit would not care. I've had stalkers before. (Unfortunately, they were all "bisexuals" though and lesbians turn me off.)

She's a garbage human being, but Amourath is still a legit 9.5 in looks.

[Srij23]

Honestly.. I would ask her how I got her into making out with me... I am really shy and quite stuggle a lot when it comes to breaking the ice and moving it forward to next level and most of my dates end up in just talk... Any advise how to get into 2nd or 3rd base without being creepy?

[JamieLoves]

If I didn’t know who they were I’d get out of bed and wake his ass up and point my gun at his head..
Something like this did happen to me when I was in college ( In Boston) I lived in a condo type building with 2 other roommates My neighbor ( chick.. Friend with benefits Patti BoJo. Not BJ just short for her polish name ) woke me up. There she was with another girl that I was interested in. They sat on the bed and said, wake up. I said, let me sleep. She said , you just really blew it, we were going to get into bed and have fun with you. She left pissed off. I Fucked up !!! Damn. ...😂😂😂😂😂

[PaynefulPleasures]

First off there'd be a whole can of whoop ass, waiting for the Son of a bitch 😠I sleep with a weapon that will cause a whole lot of damage, if not death, (specially made) & I have a blade under my pillow🔪

[ananias55]

Thats happened to me before. She was in her underwear and got the room wrong. And yeah she was hot. I kicked her out cause it was just too sketchy. I don't know who she is or why she's there. No one is going to be okay with that situation.

[Christsdisciple15]

I’m obviously afraid... I would ask who the hell he is and for him to leave... him being attractive doesn’t make this any less weird

[Ellie-V]

This is exactly why weapons need to be close to the bed. I’d slice the bitch.

[Leavesbound]

I wouldn't be afraid but I would be running through the previous day's events in my mind to try to figure out if I called an escort service and forgot and I would hope I didn't promise them my rent money.

[NathanDavis]

I would be like, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm and figure that she were up to no good, she would have done something already, so... I would just spoon her and go back to rest another 15 minutes, like I usually do when I wake up first.

[Anpu23]

First question is where is my wife? Next question, how did you get pass the dogs? Third question, who are you? Last question, what do you want for breakfast? We'll sort it out over breakfast as there is obviously an error somewhere.

[Sarahr123]

I would get scared and think “have I been raped” and then I would worry if I have an STD. Then I would probably vomit and get the stranger to get the hell out.

[Siren777]

Tell him, "to take a picture, it will last longer." Gtfo of my place!!! Wtf😳🤺

[hello_kitty_man]

Don't know what I would do. Maybe we should try this.

[clampfan101]

I’d be jumping out of the bed!

Anyone who says they’d just bang her are an absolute disgrace to humanity. Pay them no mind.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

I admit I would be quite afraid, but I'd still be willing to talk things out!

[Agape93]

I’m going to whistle for my dogs, and have them nab him. He’s not getting away intact

[Little_Bumblebee]

Probably fall out of bed from the shock, and yell "WHo the hell are you and why are you here?".

[GnatSocks]

Probably rebuke the succubus. No, no, ain't no demon stealing my life force, not today.

[call_me_scar]

Poke them to see if they are real and ask " so um not to be rude but who are you and was I drunk last night"

[zagor]

Now, I would think I was losing my mind.

Ten years ago, depending on how things turned out, I would either think wow, I really need to stop drinking, or wow, I'm glad I didn't quit drinking.

[always_og]

First i'd see if I was naked or not, second i'd ask her if she remebers what happened, third i'd ask if she was on birth control or if i'd put on a condom and lastly i'd probably find out her name and if she wanted to go and get breakfast.

[msc545]

I would take a minute and try to remember who she is. This has actually happened to me.

[Anonymous]

Who tf are you? GTFO
Damn that bastard made me lose about 10 mins of sleep
How the hell did he get here?
BACK TO SLEEP 😴

[BUNroaster]

I dont mind the occasionap toxic fan. Actually had a similar moment happen but she didn't get inside the house. I'd be reasonable and appreciate her admiration

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Despite her attractive she is, i would still be suspicious. Because i'm also attracted to personality and if she really is a good person then she wouldn't really kidnap me like that.

[rebeliouse]

@just_a_potato
first think i hope to be doing is feeling her boobs and putting a finger in :D

[douride2]

I would ask him how the heck he got into my house while grabbing for a bat to swing at him.

[WowwGirl]

Probably freak out and pull a gun tell them leave now

[EaterPeter]

I might be afraid. I might be excited. I may be single. I am be in fulfilling relationship.

[SpaceGalaxy]

stick my penis down her throat and ask her to introduce herself

[Likes2drive]

Wonder if I’m still dreaming and if I’m not then maybe some wishes do come true

[art84]

Probably be shocked to see an attractive women in bed.

[captain_voidwalker]

Grab my gun and immediately ask who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my house

[Diversity_Hire]

I'm probably going back to sleep, it's too early for me to human.

[snackthatsmilesback]

Lol I'm not awake. I'd find a weapon and then see what she wants.

[Stevefiveo]

That would be a little weird. Like how did you get inside my house and why are you in my bed?

[TallAnon]

Honestly, check for danger, weapons, etc. If male, knock him out and call the cops. If female, ask what the fuck she's doing on my property and how she got in.

[BlackPrince1]

I would tell them to get out of my room and then ask how did they and why did they sneak into my house?

[Dragonpurple]

I'd say, uh... your not my wife what the hell.

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

I'm not sure. I would wonder how they got there in the first place

[Anonymous]

You realize that is sexual fantasy or heart adultery. If that situation literally occurred somebody's going to prison.

[musamali]

Who are you would be the first question as l jump off the bed

[ThatHippieChick]

I’d grab my gun and ask him wtf he’s doing in my bed! If I not like his answer call 911

[HateMetaL89]

Hello my darkness my old friend...
I did an oopsie all over again...

[Anonymous]

I would be happy that finally a person likes me for me and wants to be in the same place as me.

[allaboutyou2]

I'm making sure I don't blink, I don't want my fantasy to disappear.

[Floppy2112]

I'd ask them if they would like some coffee.

[lucyloo76]

Hello What are you doing here?

[sheikalana]

I would ask him to leave.

[Marshymallow]

Freak out. Call the cops

[jsincal]

Simple, get down, and play undercover...

[Iron_Man]

I would be shocked and ask her what had happened

[Dontaaa]

Instant fight or flight mode for me right there.

[Massageman]

I start wondering how I got into the wrong house.

[TacosRAwesome]

Whack them on the head and put them near the bar.

[NoManToo]

Fuck her and ask questions later.

[SenseiSeptred]

I would be very intrigued about who they are.

[888theGreat]

Wow I am going to be a father.