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I was in LAX and I was walking through security when this super fine TSA agent said "I need to pat you down to make sure you aren't carrying any weapons of mass destruction". I said, I have a massive weapon on me except I use it for mass seduction and not destruction. She said that she was going to need to take me in the private room with her female supervisor to make sure it was safe for me and others to board the plane. They stripped me, and suddenly these lights dropped down from the ceiling and this song came on https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=8MRfvI8Mwv4 and it instantly turned from a strip search to an all-out sex fest.