Would it be fun to write an operating and maintenance manual for yourself?

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To reduce the difficulty in relationships and care and feeding of yourself, would it be fun and helpful to write a manual to properly care for yourself and/or your partner. The idea of this is both helpful and humorous to understand yourself and others. Whether you write it for yourself or the other is up to you.
I cant believe she needs a tricycle to be happy... but ok!
I can't believe she needs a tricycle to be happy... but ok!
Examples only... your manual will be different. Write it like a car manual...
Her:
* Unit requires frequent maintenance including verbal support like:
a. meaningful "I love you"
b. ensure important dates are remembered and celebrated with appropriate gifts.
* Warnings: Do not use sarcasm. Unit was abused by sibling and does not respond well to this humor.
etc..
* Hormonal swings will be substantial. At such time, please review all maintenance procedures to ensure success during this time.

His:
* To get unit "in the mood", requires the following suggested procedures...
a. <list procedures suggested>
* Warning: Verbal abuse can lean unit to shut down emotionally and disconnect. Caution is noted with selection of words. Maintenance required, please see maintenance section of manual
* Warning: Unit does not like cleaning house and you will not change him. If you do not like this feature, select a different unit.
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Yes, good exercise and keep up maintenance of manual as unit evolves
Vote A
No, I want them to figure me out and they aren't going to listen even if it is written down
Vote B
Maybe some day
Vote C
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