How can I make a girl "telepathically or hypnotically" fall in love with me?

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Yes, this is probably a dumb question to most. But, I'm friends with a girl whom I communicate with everyday. Not one day has gone by we haven't talked to one another, and I absolutely love her. I love her personality, the way she talks, and finds everything she does incredibly cute. Not to mention, she's the person to always contact me and she always laugh at my jokes the hardest. Yet, I've felt the same way about other girls before and have been friend zoned in the process. So, I'm afraid to tell her how I feel, or even hint towards it.

So, is there a way for her to feel my love without having to say anything to her? Like, to telepathically hypnotize her into falling in love with me or feeling the way I feel for her? I tried everything. I tried laying in bed thinking about her, imagining a line connecting my emotions to hers. I tried masturbating to her with the intent of her feeling the sensations I feel.

Does this actually work, or is there a more better, easier, or effective way in hypnotizing her into loving me?

Answer 1

Anonymous

Ok, you are going to need to get your hands on a nebulizer and a semi conductive magnetronic harmonizer. Once you get those things come back here and we will want through it

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27 d
A little weird, but I manage to get those things. I had to beat an old lady with a stick at my local grocery store to get the last semi conductive magnetronic harmonizer, but I got it!
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26 d
Good man, Let's get to work. You will need to connect the circuit board of the harmonizer to a Google Nest Thermometer. Use a Raspberry Pii to program it (the Nest) to respond to a females ionic brain waves via electroencephalograph measurements. That will handle the detection of female presence within the perimeter. You will be the center of the perimeter.

The nebulizer interface to the harmonizer will need to be triggered when she breaks the plane of your perimeter. The resulting nebulizer waves will short circuit key parts of her prefrontal cortex, caudate nucleus, and subthalamic nucleus. These parts of her brain are responsible for controlling her inhibitions. Without they she will become gooey putty in your filthy hands
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26 d
Without them...

Answer 2

Asker

A little weird, but I manage to get those things. I had to beat an old lady with a stick at my local grocery store to get the last semi conductive magnetronic harmonizer, but I got it!

Answer 3

Opinion Owner

Good man, Let's get to work. You will need to connect the circuit board of the harmonizer to a Google Nest Thermometer. Use a Raspberry Pii to program it (the Nest) to respond to a females ionic brain waves via electroencephalograph measurements. That will handle the detection of female presence within the perimeter. You will be the center of the perimeter.

The nebulizer interface to the harmonizer will need to be triggered when she breaks the plane of your perimeter. The resulting nebulizer waves will short circuit key parts of her prefrontal cortex, caudate nucleus, and subthalamic nucleus. These parts of her brain are responsible for controlling her inhibitions. Without they she will become gooey putty in your filthy hands

Answer 4

Opinion Owner

Without them...

Answer 5

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Masturbating to her with the intent of her feeling the sensations?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's no such way. Just open you mouth and confess

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