Yo, does God make you capable of talking in tongues?

Asker of a question wanted to know if prayers were answered by god, and forbid atheists from answering the question. So, I lurked, like a jackass, and found this gem of a comment. I didn't want to reveal the people so I will label the commenter, the asker and myself and what they said.

Commenter:

"Ask and you will receive"

But it's usually not the same day. You'll have to wait weeks, months, or even years.

I asked to know him better and he let me speak in tongues, a Bible writing that I do not believe in (and proclaim to others it's not real) until I got the gift about 5 years ago.

Asker:

You mean you suddenly spoke another language that you didn't know?

Commenter:

I would say, I can pray in a manner that Satan doesn't understand.

Anyway, I was extremely disturbed when US legalized gay marriage and I prayed in tongue on my journey to a church some 30km away.

Upon arrival, I got all my answers not in the sermons, but from all the songs sung.

Me, no longer having the ability to sit back idly:

... Did you, by chance, do a little angel dust when all of this happened, or?

END

... I said I was TRYING not to be an asshole. What do y'all think?
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