A new biblical passage is discovered commanding all Christians to eat nothing but fish. Would you obey?

purplepoppy
While doing a bit spring cleaning the pope discovers a missing part of the bible down the back of the sofa. After much research it's confirmed to be genuine. The passage reads "my followers shall eat nothing but fish now and for all time, by strict orders of Jesus"

So would you obey?
Yes without question.
Vote A
No I'm not a Christian
Vote B
It doesn't mean fish it means chicken or something
Vote C
Yes as long as it includes sushi
Vote D
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A new biblical passage is discovered commanding all Christians to eat nothing but fish. Would you obey?
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